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Obvious that Vance has seen this by now, but has Amy Adams?
Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.
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“Leave the room” is so icy
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Me: babe i’m lost Me: in tunnels under lawn Wife: Wearing your helmet babe? Me: yep metal one u got 4 me :) Wife: *audio message of metal detector beep* Think I found youu ;) Me: 👷♂️👍 Me: i cant hear u digging babe Wife: It was a big coin😳 Wife: *blurry photo of hub cap*
When they play that fuckass “turn off your phone” announcement at The Astor
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Ideal job is working publicity for Ethan LOST Mapother
A couple of summers ago he booked a tour with the river outfitter I worked for in Colorado and they called ahead and were like look he’s a semi-famous actor he was on Lost try and be cool and everyone was like oh shit who could it be and it was this guy lol
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