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FuncleNed's profile picture. A beer a day will keep the doctor away

Ned Flanders

@FuncleNed

A beer a day will keep the doctor away

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Ned Flanders
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Nov 15

The only thing good about sorority date parties is the free box afterwards #shrink

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Ned Flanders
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Nov 14

I’d say this is a pretty good hand

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Ned Flanders
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Nov 13

#20 stole my geek bar #geed

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Ned Flanders
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Nov 4

$6 to watch Aphi shake their ass sign me up #🪵

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Ned Flanders
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Nov 3

I feel like shams whenever I text the group chat about a new girl trending in the burner verse #maddiekowalski

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Ned Flanders
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Oct 31

Decided to grace the class with my presence this morning. Figured I should do something good after my degenerate behavior last night #help

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Ned Flanders
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Oct 24

Why is Brian Kelly in Oxford, Ohio? #BKKAK

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Ned Flanders
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Oct 23

Spontaneous combustion in my pants #nut

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Ned Flanders
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Oct 6

I’m glad she knows what she is #hog

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Ned Flanders
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Oct 3

Yeah my upstairs toilet is still clogged can we get to work? #fuckyourtrade

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Ned Flanders
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Oct 2

Ik it’s time for me to go home when I can’t do cornhole math #yikes

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Ned Flanders
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Sep 28

My favorite hangover cure #would

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Ned Flanders
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Sep 25

Bro don’t worry everyone can see you’re drinking

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Ned Flanders
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Sep 19

If this isn’t me in 50 years with the wife then I don’t want it #expand

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Ned Flanders
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Sep 13

God forbid a brotha post up in the corner at the date party and watch some ball

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Ned Flanders
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Sep 13

Bro definitely drinks a 12 pack every night and beats his girlfriend #nuke

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