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been humming Funky Town to myself for about three years now
this is the plot to Amadeus
Being low intelligence, high talent rules. It drives high intelligence, low talent people absolutely insane.
do u wanna come over and recognize samples
Me and my husband with our seven (7) tubs of yogurt we keep buying anytime it’s on sale
all i do is buy yogurt. i'm eating yogurt and updating my to do list with "buy yogurt." sorry i can't hang out this weekend i have to buy yogurt
that moment of the hangout where you all sit in front of the tv and watch music videos
Shows I’ve done this with my husband with: KOTH 30 Rock Fullmetal Alchemist Cowboy Bebop NGE And lemme tell you, it is divine 🫰🏻
The moment she realises is priceless ...
why are fish the only thing you can monger. let me monger some other stuff
This is how Penelope looks
if you’re a big fan of gear and tools and ritual, lemme tell you: you should have a baby
I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.
Fun unexpected pregnancy symptoms: -fat lips -intensified sense of taste -bone deep sense of empathy for my mother -constipation
I’m telling everyone that Cocteau Twins is Christmas music. They could be singing about Santa you don’t know
Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter
Thinking about how 90% of our meals at home are guy chow
>pull out detailed illustrated diagram showing the difference between wifeslop, guychow, foidslop, and guyslop
Aspirational
United States Tendências
- 1. Benfica N/A
- 2. Giannis N/A
- 3. Nicki N/A
- 4. Mourinho N/A
- 5. Fulton County N/A
- 6. Apple cider vinegar N/A
- 7. Rand Paul N/A
- 8. Arbeloa N/A
- 9. Bucks N/A
- 10. Bruce Springsteen N/A
- 11. S and X N/A
- 12. Panarin N/A
- 13. Rubio N/A
- 14. Ms. Shirley N/A
- 15. #ChampionsLeague2026 N/A
- 16. Roadster N/A
- 17. Joao Pedro N/A
- 18. $TSLA N/A
- 19. Streets of Minneapolis N/A
- 20. Forrest Gump N/A
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