Charlotte Abernathy
@GeniusinCooking
Eating is a necessity, but cooking is an art. #OC #SherlockBBC #Thirteen
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[Text to @CodeOfDeduction: You missed breakfast AND lunch. You’re glued to your phone, you could at least say you’re not coming home to eat.]
“If it gets you stop putting unprotected body parts in the fridge than yes. At least package or jar the bloody things.”
“Refrigerators at home are for storing food to slow the rate of decomposition, not for human body parts that you’re experimenting on. Do it somewhere else. I’m not buying more food for you to ruin.”
“Refrigerators slow down the rate of decomposition. Which explains why I had them in our refrigerator.”
“Refrigerators are for /food/, Sherlock. You could’ve put them in a jar.”
“The bunch of ears were there before your chicken. It means... /You/ had the chicken near my bunch of ears. Not the other way round.”
“I had a stomach bug last week because you left a bunch of left our ears in the freeze near my chicken.”
“You’re still well. And breathing. The severed body parts didn’t kill you after all.”
“It’s not being dramatic if it’s true, Sherlock.”
“It’s unsanitary. It ruins the food.”
“I work from home. Thought that was quite obvious.”
“In the morgue. Where it belongs. Not near the meats.”
“It’s all fun and games, until the idea of ‘Open for a Surprise’ is equivalent to opening the door of your fridge only to find a severed head waiting for you. Where else would I put it in? The bathroom?” #LivingWithHolmes101
[Texts: @CodeOfDeduction Please put a post-it note on the fridge with a warning that you have a severed leg in it. Smashed my favorite mug in surprise. You owe me a new one.]
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