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hearing my cousins coming back in after “going for a walk” without me
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I just had a “perfect phone call” with the guy from Direct TV.
Bring them to my house - I'll teach them about Conservatism. I'll take half the candy they've worked for, call it a door-knocking tax, and then give that candy back to the companies who made it and ask them to *promise* to not eat the candy - but use it to create new jobs.
“Catch That Nigger" Brief excerpt from a letter to my Father.
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If it weren’t for the never ending Fake News about me, and with all that I have done (more than any other President in the first 2 1/2 years!), I would be leading the “Partners” of the LameStream Media by 20 points. Sorry, but true!
Six years ago today, Donald Trump tweeted this heartfelt message on 9/11. It is forever memorialized in The Daily Show's Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library #DailyShowLibrary
Keep your damn hands off my phone
The average cost of college tuition in: Denmark: $0 / year Finland: $0 / year Germany: $0 / year Norway: $0 /year Poland: $0 / year Sweden: $0 / year United States: $8,202 / year College for All is not an impossible idea.
I’m sure @realDonaldTrump is on the phone with the powers at Webster’s Dictionary to issue a statement claiming Trump’s “their” is correct.
They'res 45, so humble. What a stable jeanious.
Thank you to Bahamian Prime Minister Hubert Minnis for your very gracious and kind words in saying that without the help of the United States and me, their would have been many more casualties. I give all credit to FEMA, the U.S. Coast Guard, & the brave people of the Bahamas..
Ways you can lose health coverage under our corporate-run system: -Change jobs -Turn 26 -Move to another state -Have a pre-existing condition -Start a business -Get laid off -Get divorced -Retire early Ways you can lose health coverage under Medicare for All: ㅤ
Wow the interspecies sexual tension is UNMISTAKABLE
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