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Geth PR Rep./Legacy

@GethPR

Unique geth platform, home to an emergent sentient intellect. Primary PR representative for the geth. Parody/RP account. Adopted krogan. Urdnot Legacy. Badass.

“@/TheTweetOfGod: You think you're "God's gift to women"? Do you vibrate? Then no. No you're not.” As it happens… I do. /Ladies~/


-aggravated humming-


THIS UNIT HAS HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THESE |METAPHOR REDACTED| ORGANICS AND THEIR |METAPHOR REDACTED| HAZING RITUALS.


THAT IS IT. -starts throwing kitchen supplies in a bag-


IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE WALL


… WHO HID MY WAR LADLE.


@PvtSkittles: @GethPR some dont… I like my backup plans to have back up plans however” My backups backups have backups.


Honestly. It is as if organics do not understand the concept of a ‘contingency plan.’


-gives up on the game. Fetches his war ladle-


-starts quietly drafting plans for a new world order where synthetics rule the galaxy- #DoGethDream #Apparently


… -decides that maybe it is time he found a new ship where his commander does not feel the urge to harass him without cause-


-Starts fresh alt after changing all the access codes on the Normandy’s non essential systems to use 4096bit encryption keys- #GoF


-Frustrated whir. Reports hacking event to the game’s administrators. Diverts original complaint directly to Alliance HQ- #GoF


-Files a complaint re: improper use of the war room computer system- #GoF


-Irritated whirring as he determines the source of the problem. Isolates his system from the rest of the ship’s network- #GoF


-Makes note to interrogate EDI, as she is one of only two individuals on the Normandy capable of brute forcing his password- #GoF


-Irritated whirring as he discovers that someone has tampered with his account. Files a complaint and starts a fresh alt- #GoF


@CmndrChibi: Lesson learned. The Geth are not a force to be fucked with....” DO NOT FUCK WITH THE GETH


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