Keeper_PR's profile picture. My people cannot usually talk. I have been fitted with special tech that gives me a voice. I am here to teach you about my people. #KeeperFactz

Keeper PR

@Keeper_PR

My people cannot usually talk. I have been fitted with special tech that gives me a voice. I am here to teach you about my people. #KeeperFactz

AAAAHG YOUR HUMAN FINGER PRINTS CLOUD OUR SCREENS. DO. NOT. TOUCH.


#KeeperFactz Our venom can impregnate 37 humanoids just by skin obsorbtion.


Hello, @CCouncilPRD we have recieved a complaint about your departments claims dissmissing. Please keep it down. -Keeper PR


@WingmanGarrus Is it you who continuously states that my people hail from mirkwood? We are not giant spiders.


No we were not in The Hobbit, that was giant spiders. That comment has been classified as 'racist'.


Baby dont fear the keeper.


#KeeperFactz Keeper Feever 2180 is approaching fast! Get your tickets today! Opening for The Keeps is Cage the Keeper.


Thank you all for your patience. My apologies for my abscence.


Caution to everyone. Late replies are a norm if trying to contact me. Do not take out your rage on my brethren.


No. We do not enjoy people starring at us while we work. #KeeperFactz


We have seen the famous Commander Shepard fornicate with one Ashley Williams on our home, the Citadel. Please cease from that.


Perhaps consuming warm flesh will keep me online... No. We havnt done that in centuries...


Apologies for being absent for a great deal of time. I still saw everything you all did...


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@Keeper_PR knows what you did last Summer!


Hey @SpaceScoundrel_ Would you like to play a fun game?


I have carved "I hate cops" into @SpaceScoundrel_ 's shuttle. How devious.


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RT if you love Varren bacon!


How are our friends the Protheans doing?


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