Frankie Says Relax
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I am greater than the sum of my parts...rinse & repeat.
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You know what doesn’t support children?! A dead planet. #theworldisonfire #suprememyass
There’s a bird that has been trying to throw itself through our window for the last two hours and honestly, I can relate
If someone starts with...”no offense to what I’m about to say”, be prepared to take offense. #maybejustshutyourmouth
Really looking forward to not having to second guess daily whether I am reading a real or @TheOnion article about the president.🙌🏼🎉#ByeDon👏🏼👏🏼
I do not have the mental capacity for this day. #electionhangover #letmeknowwhenitsoverandwhereineedtomove
Frankly, I’m over stupidity. You don’t need to know everything, you just need to be OPEN to the possibility that you don’t know everything. Openness=signs of intelligent life
I just want a reason to wear real clothes again. That is all. #definitelynotdressingupforzoom
Managed to login at the exact right time to score a same day grocery delivery. Am now, clearly, master of the universe. #BreakingNews
How do I still have laundry?! I wear the same thing everyday.😭 #QuarantineLifeProblems
My husband just bought a keyboard during an international pandemic and I may need a new place to live. #NOT #MyPandemicSurvivalPlan
Imma gonna need you to “Weekend at Bernie’s” Ruth Bader Ginsburg if anything happens to her. #staystrongrbg
Well, I now have a bladder infection, but I saw every single second of Avengers: Endgame, dammit.
I just put hairspray on my face like it was makeup. I think I need to go back to bed.🥴😴
My husband got a small cut (a quarter of an inch in length) on his knee last night. He legit just asked me to put his slipper on his foot for him.🙄 #livinghisbestlife #marriage
Sometimes I am so tired from doing nothing that I am certain my home has a gas leak.
Super pumped to join this new social media site...Twitter. Total followers: 0 #alwaysaheadofthetrend
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