Hunter S. Thompson imagining how the counter-culture would be affected if Seinfeld were still on the air.
Hunter Thompson muddling his way through life as a bumbling Everyman.
Hunter Thompson riding to the edge and reporting back, "It's a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there. Too dusty."
Hunter Thompson being stalked by a cheated Death after buying the ticket, then not taking the catastrophic rollercoaster ride.
Hunter Thompson, relaxing poolside, explaining that the Vesuvians' one weakness was American excess. And poison.
Hunter Thompson seeing the best minds of his generation enslaved by Venusian Brainworms.
Hunter Thompson reassuring the public that the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one.
Hunter Thompson assassinating Kennedy on behalf of the hat industry.
Hunter Thompson telling a traumatised waitress, "Here's a tip - never bet on racehorses."
Hunter Thompson being rejected for the role of the Zodiac Killer by MK-ULTRA. "You're just not what we're looking for."
Hunter Thompson telling an auditorium of schoolchildren, "Get high on life!" before passing out adrenal glands to chew on.
Hunter Thompson promising Jann Wenner that he will meet his KPIs in the next financial quarter.
Hunter Thompson visiting Oscar Acosta on his home planet, lying, "I got you a present, but I left it on the armoire."
Hunter Thompson begging Ralph Steadman, "Please, can't we just look at the horsies?"
Hunter Thompson getting locked into a serious Tamagotchi collection.
Hunter Thompson finding the American Dream, sheepishly admitting, "It was in my other khakis."
Hunter Thompson plotting to bypass the retinal scanner on Norman Mailer's vault. "We only need his eye."
Hunter Thompson becoming a L'Oreal ambassador, explaining, "I'm eating this stuff anyway, might as well get paid."
Hunter Thompson adding fruit slices to the Electric Kool-Aid. "Your kids won't even know it's healthy!"
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United States 趨勢
- 1. Canada N/A
- 2. El Mencho N/A
- 3. Puerto Vallarta N/A
- 4. Canadians N/A
- 5. Jalisco N/A
- 6. México N/A
- 7. Jack Hughes N/A
- 8. Tourette N/A
- 9. Olympics N/A
- 10. Mobley N/A
- 11. Cavs N/A
- 12. Hockey N/A
- 13. Gold N/A
- 14. Team USA N/A
- 15. McDavid N/A
- 16. MacKinnon N/A
- 17. The Mexican N/A
- 18. Hellebuyck N/A
- 19. Scoreboard N/A
- 20. John Barron N/A
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