Ayn Rand
@Randdoingthings
Things being done, objectively and individually, by history's greatest thinker/supervillain.
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Ayn Rand pumping a bellows into her own hair, shrieking, “No longer must we be confined to this island prison!”
Ayn Rand reading 50 Shades of Grey, declaring, “My disgust is equalled only by my engorgement”
Ayn Rand gently stroking your face while whispering “Don’t worry - it’s much worse than you ever imagined”
Ayn Rand swallowing mice whole, crying “As the sparks fly upwards, homeboy!”
Ayn Rand bursting pimples on an expiring soldier’s face to make an obscure point about the freedom of capital.
Ayn Rand eating an entire church, then grinning wickedly at shocked parishioners
Ayn Rand relishing the divine mystery of life and love while at the same time growing increasingly resentful of her dog
Ayn Rand sitting beside Waylon Jennings, snarling "Follow that fucking bird!" through a chewed cigar
Ayn Rand standing atop a water-ski-ing human pyramid, hurling plums at the hapless gendarmes in pursuit
Ayn Rand standing atop a mountain, screaming into the blizzard, "I owe it all to Lynx!"
Ayn Rand staring intently into the rhino enclosure, then turning to a passerby and smiling, "I'm hitting that"
Ayn Rand eating a fistful of grapes and sneering, "So much for your supposed 'conquistadores', Mother Superior!"
Ayn Rand grounding herself and screaming at the mirror, "STOP HOLDING ME TO RANSOM!"
Ayn Rand water boarding puppies till they reveal what they did with her cargo pants
Ayn Rand performing cunnilingus on a mosquito, crying "malaria eradicated within eight years, Senator!"
Ayn Rand complaining about her aching back as a smokescreen to distract from her rampant shoplifting
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