Matthew Helms
@HelmsHelms
When I grow up I want to be Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Me: quotes/references famous movie .@annarose1214: “I’ve never seen that.”
Goal for day 3 of quarantine— clean inbox (all 5000 emails). Could take a while.
So Brady goes from the easiest division in the NFL to arguably one of the hardest.
Student: what is salmonella? Me: it’s usually found in under cooked chicken. So if you see it’s pink, don’t eat it. Student: what about the red chicken at the Chinese restaurant. Scholars at silent lunch. 🤦🏻♂️
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I was sent to a Costco to see if people are stocking up (even though health officials say it’s not necessary) in case COVID-19 gets more serious here. This guy came out of the store with 16 boxes of condoms and a big jar of coconut oil. We all have priorities.
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