HideTheD's profile picture. hide ya kids hide ya wife and most importantly.. Hide The D.                  #TeamDoubleD #HideTheD Out here trying to get a few laughs and a few daps.

HideTheD

@HideTheD

hide ya kids hide ya wife and most importantly.. Hide The D. #TeamDoubleD #HideTheD Out here trying to get a few laughs and a few daps.

Now if she Is lookin up to Tyra Banks or Jessica Alba.. That's a different story


If she looks up to Oprah as a role model.. Hide The D.


If you have ever heard a story about her wetting the bed past the age of 14, I will give them the benefit of the doubt.. Hide The D.


If she can speak French or is from France and can't French Inhale.. Hide The D.


If she buys you two loafs of bread because she over heard you telling your dude that you need to get more bread.. Hide The D.


If she asks for an Alabama Hot Pocket and she knows you don't have any Hot Pockets in the freezer.. Hide The D.


If her nickname is "Precious".. Fuck that noise.. Hide The D.


If her nose reminds you of Pinocchio.. Hide The D.


If she has more pubic hair than you.. Hide The D.


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Did Bruno Mars end up catching that grenade because I haven't heard from him in awhile?


If she has ever been on a college softball team.. Hide The D. you don'tttt want to know what batters have been in her batting box.


If she has ever participated in a hot dog eating contest.. Hide The D.


If she lives in a triple in the dorms.. Hide The D. Or give her roommates one hellll of a show.


If her V looks like Jorge Posada's little league catchers glove.. Hide The D.


If you ask her if she wants a coke and she asks if your talking about soda.. Hide The D.


If she gets mad cause you got crunk.. Hide The D.


If she has the blue waffle..definitely Hide The D.


If she has two children before 18.. Take a side note of that and Hide The D.


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