Another Hot Mess
@HotMess75
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#fastball Violent torpedos of truth coming to Tampa. April 22nd. Do you have tiger's blood and Adonis DNA or are you a troll? @charliesheen
Watching Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. So, so bad it's good. Have I mentioned that Debbie Gibson and Tiffany are in it? Yeah, it's that good.
@just1heather I actually hated it. In spite of James Franco. It was painfully boring and the main character...annoying.
Watching Eat Pray Love and save for the deliciousness of James Franco, I am pretty much bored.
It has been so long since I have logged into to Twitter...and it looks like everything has changed....
@LifesCrazyJoke be sure to add your special touch to the toy kitchen and put it together after the consumption of several drinks.
God. I realize how late I am in the baby-making game when the youngest member of Hanson is on his second child. Ugh.
Had a fabulous dinner tonight with @anissamayhew and friends. Company just doesn't get much better than that.
Going to see Anthony Bourdain tonight and then attend a meet and greet after. But first...a drink.
Ahhh, Dan Band's Christmas CD...kind of brilliant, mostly hillarious. If you haven't heard the Christmas Flip Flop yet, you are missing out.
I think my mother has officially lost it. After dinner, she asked me to rap for our guests. Like I always do. Okaaaayyyy then.....
I can't wait for Thanksgiving break. Wouldn't mind putting Christmas off a bit, but a few days of vacation at Thanksgiving, I am ready for.
65 degrees out and I am freezing. It is not supposed to be this cold in Florida!
Just spent my night making a diaper cake. There isn't enough alcohol in my house to get through rolling and decorating 120 diapers.
@LifesCrazyJoke not brilliant, but I laughed more than I thought I would. But am a big fan of Aldous Snow from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Watching Get Him to the Greek...and yeah, I still think Russell Brand is sexy.
Glee and Sons of Anarchy are making for a nice night after a really shitty day. The wine is helping too.
@UPGirlcd you should check it out. Hard to watch actually, but entertaining nonetheless.
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