Hotmess Hannah Chronicles
@Hotmess_Hannah
You can't make this stuff up
Wow! 😲 Incredible "cloud iridescence" caught on I-70 in Colorado this week! 🌈☁️ #COwx Iridescence occurs when light diffracts through a thin cloud with uniformly-sized water droplets. bit.ly/3eYserY
#toddlermom please don't eat the spider 🤦🏼♀️
If she pulls into the rodeo late, chugging a Redbull, dripping turquoise, blaring Nickelback, with a dog in the backseat... RUN. Save yourself the heartache baby boy trust me.
I need an assistant just to talk to men on dating apps. I fucking hate small talk
In case anyone thinks it's a good idea to hike Enchanted Rock after 5 mimosas... let me tell you it's not
After about a month on the road I am missing this boy BIG! He has my ❤ instagram.com/p/CFLdcPbpI4k/…
Somehow we warmed up with this little guy instagram.com/p/CCm4My1JMZ_/…
I felt this to my soul
I’m missing posting 6 am snaps with my Redbull and gummy worms on the highway and saying breakfast of champs right about now
i just got handed a miller lite... wtf do i look like???? gimme a coors
We went from best friends doing everything together to nothing at all. I just want to know how you’re doing
I didn’t think I was that old until I realized the pee wee Dads no longer hit on me but the youth Dads do 😳🆘
Boys are like horses... I just can't ride an ugly one.
my hay guy & i have such a toxic relationship i need him desperately and he never returns my texts
Twitter kills me 😂
I watch some of these girls over and under their horses at these jackpots and I can guarantee you their boyfriends have safe words.
If your roughie didn’t take you home for the holidays, news flash: he got a girl at home. If your roper didn’t take you home for the holidays, news flash: he got a girl at home, or possibly a guy. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya 🤷🏼♀️
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