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Weak jokes. Podcast is Make Her Laugh.

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Okay here’s the full Froot Loop #unbox, watch to the end for a huge reveal 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #unboxing


The piano man’s name is actually Mr. Piano


He’s worried about a burning sensation in the tip

IanWeak's tweet image. He’s worried about a burning sensation in the tip

the beach that makes you auld lang syne


🎵jack frost nipping at your chode


So… Chess?

IanWeak's tweet image. So… Chess?

HTML is short for Hitmonlee


Omicron Musk


Throbwarts School for Dickcraft


my Spotify aura is “cat and the hat”


a giraft is made out of giraffe necks


xoxo, gossip goose


hot chocolate should be called wet chocolate


Kyle Shit-in-mouth.


Gerbil is short for Gibraltar Pig


taking your shoes off at public meetings should be illegal


referencing a “german purity law” is not the marketing slam dunk they think it is

IanWeak's tweet image. referencing a “german purity law” is not the marketing slam dunk they think it is

A concussion is when your baby donald trump smashes his head into a rubber ball

IanWeak's tweet image. A concussion is when your baby donald trump smashes his head into a rubber ball

COP stands for “Canada owns a pipeline” and 26 is Justin Trudeau’s age


in case normal doughnuts aren’t greasy enough for you

Dropping 11.29 #Timbiebs. Canada and US Only.

TimHortons's tweet image. Dropping 11.29 #Timbiebs. Canada and US Only.


Dropped a paper towel roll on my puppy today. She was fine but then I said “Bounty the Dog Hunter” and now she won’t talk to me


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