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The horse with no James

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I’m gonna be weird today I can feel it


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I love being xtra on my bday 💟 try my bday meal and shake before the party ends


The little guy on the goodwill logo……….pretty cute


Every year I write five jokes about the year in film just in case I get the call


Threw a nerds rope a little too hard at an audience member


Get to see Bill Callahan at the end of this month and Yo La Tengo at the beginning of next! I’m gonna have some gentle fun!


It’s tough being tall, but not tall enough to ever be called “stretch”


Sometimes I take emergen-c even when there is no emergenc-y


Guy in the voting booth next to me’s phone went off, ringtone was a country song that had curses


Why doesn’t Pokémon make plushes of the human characters, I want a stuffed Gary for my mantle


The Comedy Central roast of Clippy


Just saw pavement and got too emotional, they saw me and were embarrassed


Crying at this pavement show like real emotional


The Belk at the Asheville Mall is currently playing Perfume Genius if you hurry you should be able to catch the end


Really good book ✨

James from @Malaprops is right: the stories in SEVEN EMPTY HOUSES have it all! 🚪📚 Learn more about @sschweblin's masterwork (translated by @meganalimcd), coming 10/18: bit.ly/3wdD4nx

riverheadbooks's tweet image. James from @Malaprops is right: the stories in SEVEN EMPTY HOUSES have it all! 🚪📚 Learn more about @sschweblin's masterwork (translated by @meganalimcd), coming 10/18: bit.ly/3wdD4nx


Found out today my comedy can make a violinist laugh


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