Scott Franklin
@Iscof
Opportunity knocks... disaster rings the bell.
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I walk in the rain to feel the world touch me back.
I kind of miss when people stood 6ft away from me in public.
“Don't ask for guarantees. And don't look to be saved in any one thing, person, machine, or library. Do your own bit of saving, and if you drown, at least die knowing you were heading for shore.” ― Ray Bradbury
My current best hope is that my life is one of those trash shadow art pieces and I need only to look from the correct angle in the proper lighting to see the ethereal beauty of my existence.
My dad thinks I liked much older men when I was younger because of watching too many Audrey Hepburn movies growing up. I don't have the heart to tell him it was because of reading Lolita.
Can anyone explain how a party that calls for rampant deregulation of business feels it is beneficial to add greater regulations with regards to people's liberty? We don't need more laws targeted at protesters. We need to address the root issues.
I am Cornholio includes anagrams for Corona, harm, China and moronic. There was a need for tp. Beavis and Butthead transported a biological weapon to Washington... you do the math.
I hope whoever came up with this gets due credit. Our neighbor is older and lives alone so I gave her 3 color pieces of paper for her window which faces our window. Green is for I'm OK, yellow for need help with an errand, and red for emergency. Isolation Communication.
Can you imagine how pissed off Clark Griswold would be if he and the family were visiting Earth from another planet this weekend?
Days of guaranteed paid sick leave: 🇱🇺50 🇳🇴50 🇫🇮48 🇦🇹45 🇩🇪44 🇧🇪39 🇸🇪38 🇩🇰36 🇳🇱35 🇪🇸33 🇮🇹29 🇬🇷28 🇯🇵28 🇫🇷24 🇨🇦22 🇮🇸18 🇮🇪17 🇨🇭15 🇦🇹10 🇬🇧10 🇳🇿5 . . . 🇺🇸0 Having no paid sick leave isn't just immoral. With the coronavirus outbreak, it's also a massive public health risk.
Excessive effort rendered rubbish by bullish buffoon. Resolutions rescinded as tears and sweat irritate raw nerves ripped open by remorse.
Looking back on the New Year, in the not too distant future, hindsight being 20/20 in 2020 it’s clear that reminiscing about the future past is an intense experience.
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Just heard an add for Nutella and it was pronounced new tella and not nut tella. The world just got a little bit darker for me.
That recipe you gave me using leftover mashed potatoes may as well call for leftover minotaur too.
McDonald’s leader Ronald just stated he has a “burger on his desk at all times”. Will someone from his big shoed, red nosed regime inform him that I too have a burger on my desk, but mine is a box meal which is bigger and more powerful than his, and mine has gravy! #nuclearbutton
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