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Robb Allen

@ItsRobbAllen

Author of "The Pouty Cow Goes Moue" tweet that got over 28 views worldwide.

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My latest song, "No Thought for the Morrow", is out now on most streaming platforms. Please share with your friends! music.youtube.com/watch?v=PfgVSM…


Happy Grill Software Update Day for those of you who celebrate!

Hey @TraegerGrills - who the HELL sends a software update on thanksgiving?!?

HardPass4's tweet image. Hey @TraegerGrills - who the HELL sends a software update on thanksgiving?!?


Happy Thanksgiving!

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I don't know how big-accounts do it. I literally cannot keep up with the comments on a post that went ham. Had to mute the conversation because it's just too much to look at.


Once again, I struggle to understand how we have chocolate. I mean, someone saw this fruit & thought "Fruit is usually yummy, I should eat it." They opened it up & saw a glob of mucus covered pods thar are—from my understanding—sweet & slightly citrusy but look like a giant…

Not only do I know what it is, I know what to do with it!



I adore Muscovy ducks. That's it. Nothing deeper than that.

What’s the lore behind your profile picture?



Remember, journalists are nothing more than badly written LLMs with poor emotional control.

The NYT produced a seemingly undeniable report on Trump showing signs of aging. The story was data-driven, almost clinical, proving that Americans see Trump "less than they used to" and that "his battery shows signs of wear." Trump is trying to deny it anyway.



We've had Social Media for even less time. You should get back to your roots and avoid using it since you're an embarrassment to your fellow Syrupeans.

For 99.99999% of humanity we lived and didn’t have guns.



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This is actually fine. You can use soap on your cast iron because modern dish soap no longer contains lye

Thank you @WilliamWolfe for the advice I can’t wait for my wife to get home and see how clean I got this

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I can’t wait for my wife to get home and see how clean I got this


I had a tiny sliver. It was divine. In fact, it was a hair better than her mothers as the crust was a little more 'melt-in-your-mouth' flaky. I am a very, very happy camper.

My wife is baking her first apple pie, from scratch. I always looked forward to family gatherings because her mother's apple pie was the bomb, and to me apple is the superior pie and nothing else comes close. My wife had never made one from scratch because she was always wary…

ItsRobbAllen's tweet image. My wife is baking her first apple pie, from scratch.

I always looked forward to family gatherings because her mother's apple pie was the bomb, and to me apple is the superior pie and nothing else comes close.

My wife had never made one from scratch because she was always wary…


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"The joy of labor" is what poets feel while watching peasants work the field.


He's got a point...

ItsRobbAllen's tweet image. He's got a point...

My wife is baking her first apple pie, from scratch. I always looked forward to family gatherings because her mother's apple pie was the bomb, and to me apple is the superior pie and nothing else comes close. My wife had never made one from scratch because she was always wary…

ItsRobbAllen's tweet image. My wife is baking her first apple pie, from scratch.

I always looked forward to family gatherings because her mother's apple pie was the bomb, and to me apple is the superior pie and nothing else comes close.

My wife had never made one from scratch because she was always wary…

AI requires the output of a nuclear power plant to do what you & I can do off a half a can of Monster and a Little Debbie snack cake.


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I say it constantly: Libertarianism is as unworkable as communism, for the exact same reasons.


I am trying to decide what kind of adventure this is, and currently the 12 year old in me is compiling quite the list.

ItsRobbAllen's tweet image. I am trying to decide what kind of adventure this is, and currently the 12 year old in me is compiling quite the list.

I have to buy groceries for 3.5 people (eldest is barely here, we just buy her snacks). Our bill every week is around $200. We, too, tend to be frugal. I'm thankful that I make enough to cover it without too much worry, but it's terrifying to think how people who live on much…

Ill expand because some people need more details. I have a large family there are seven of us in total. The breakdown per meal per person is under $5 a meal. That's pretty thrifty and it covers all drinks and snacks along with relatively healthy meals because what you put in your…



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