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Hell no I won't use ur pronouns, but if u call my firearm a gun or my suppressor a silencer I WILL have a meltdown
"Yeah that was a bit of a stretch" "Yeah do you do yoga cuz, WOW!"
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"Right angle drill? I'll drill YOU in the right angle." Manager: Stop...
I'm always thinking one step ahead...like a carpenter...who builds stairs
I'm a somewhere between 'gay best-friend' and 'straight guy with some whack oponions but still cool' kinda guy.
Jokes about drinking the kool-aid are like kool-aid... In poor taste.
I can't use the "if she laughs at all ur jokes, then she likes you" as a gauge, because everything I say is so goddamn funny.
"Mean Girls first, suicidal ideology later!" -My boi who loves Mean Girls
Yo @GreenDay love the lyric changes. If u play American Euology it could be "Mangione warnin' ya, call in Christian and Gloria!" 👀
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