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Jacob Bernal

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Be you. You’ll be fine.


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Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark... 🌌 ~ Carl Sagan


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Today, the greatest threat of extinction we face is not asteroids or climate change or disease or famine. It’s society’s refusal to heed the warnings of scientists.


Can’t wait for the championship game between the New York Bioknicks and the Miami Heatsinks.

This robot can shoot and never misses a shot



Jim Jefferies had a brush with genius. A rare moment of comedic perfection. Lost it at “these colors don’t run because we all weigh a ton. youtu.be/G01L40adL0I


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Someone called to get this kid's hot dog stand shut down — the city responded by giving him a permit



Always refreshing to see mysticism taken out of science. JOE & NEIL TYSON DISCUSS THE OBSERVER EFFECT youtu.be/a5JOC5PcCy4 via @YouTube


Big props for reminding me @MacMiller - Self Care youtu.be/SsKT0s5J8ko via @YouTube


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Since July 4th, I have received many tweets from the gun lobby accusing me of exploiting Jaime. Below are two pictures of how I used to spend time her and one picture of how I do it now. If anyone has a problem with me fighting for her and the safety of other kids, too bad.

fred_guttenberg's tweet image. Since July 4th, I have received many tweets from the gun lobby accusing me of exploiting Jaime.  Below are two pictures of how I used to spend time her and one picture of how I do it now.  If anyone has a problem with me fighting for her and the safety of other kids, too bad.
fred_guttenberg's tweet image. Since July 4th, I have received many tweets from the gun lobby accusing me of exploiting Jaime.  Below are two pictures of how I used to spend time her and one picture of how I do it now.  If anyone has a problem with me fighting for her and the safety of other kids, too bad.
fred_guttenberg's tweet image. Since July 4th, I have received many tweets from the gun lobby accusing me of exploiting Jaime.  Below are two pictures of how I used to spend time her and one picture of how I do it now.  If anyone has a problem with me fighting for her and the safety of other kids, too bad.

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if on the night Trump was elected president you told me the only thing that could stop him from destroying the world was Tom Arnold and a porn star I'd be like, yeah, that sounds about right


That’s like saying you were asked to leave for being a nazi and you took the high road by goose stepping out proudly in your SS uniform.

Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me. I always do my best to treat people, including those I disagree with, respectfully and will continue to do so



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JacobMBernal's tweet image. Been racking up some extra cash with “PROVEIT” app. Use my referral code RUSTYSHAKLFORD for bonus at signup. #THISISMONEY

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Your kakistocracy is collapsing after its lamentable journey. As the greatest Nation history has known, we have the opportunity to emerge from this nightmare stronger & more committed to ensuring a better life for all Americans, including those you have so tragically deceived.

James Comey is a proven LEAKER & LIAR. Virtually everyone in Washington thought he should be fired for the terrible job he did-until he was, in fact, fired. He leaked CLASSIFIED information, for which he should be prosecuted. He lied to Congress under OATH. He is a weak and.....



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I'm discovering my personality with Good&Co! This is what they have to say about me so far: good.co/r/l17whb

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Alex, the African Grey parrot, is the only animal to ever ask an existential question. He asked “what color” he was. reddit.com/r/Awwducationa…


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