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The guy that yawned on the Tube | It's not legendary unless your friends are there

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And thus concludes one of the craziest days of my life, where the simple act of yawning has gained me numerous new FPL followers. I won’t say my expectations are high, but tomorrow I am fully expecting @LetsTalk_FPL to tweet me for breathing correctly #FPL


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BOURNEMOUTH | Marcus Tavernier (hamstring) will be out for "some time" but Andoni Iralola was unable to give a timeframe. Enes Unal could train today, while Alex Toth is available for selection. ❌ Kluivert, Brooks, Soler, Adams, Doak #FPL | #AFCB 🍒

FFScout's tweet image. BOURNEMOUTH | Marcus Tavernier (hamstring) will be out for "some time" but Andoni Iralola was unable to give a timeframe. 

Enes Unal could train today, while Alex Toth is available for selection. 

❌ Kluivert, Brooks, Soler, Adams, Doak

#FPL | #AFCB 🍒

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Goodbye Graham Potter, thank you for the greatest week in football twitter history 🕊️


Minister says people should work more hours or move to a better job to protect themselves from cost of living surge news.sky.com/story/minister…



One of the most frantic episodes of all time and the biggest moment is Liberty outing Jake as an adult male that uses Lynx Africa #Loveisland


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Son: "Dad, why is my sister called Gareth Southgate?" Me: "Well, when you & your sister were born, we decided your sister would be named for something your Mum loved & you'd be named for something I loved." Son: "Ah ok. Thanks Dad." Me: "You're welcome, Also Gareth Southgate."


Is it possible to be thinking about anything other than this right now?


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It’s nearly time...🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


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Morning Kai! 😄

Good Morning Chelsea Fans!!!! 🏆

kaihavertz29's tweet image. Good Morning Chelsea Fans!!!! 🏆
kaihavertz29's tweet image. Good Morning Chelsea Fans!!!! 🏆
kaihavertz29's tweet image. Good Morning Chelsea Fans!!!! 🏆


I’d like to take the opportunity to double down on this tweet. What an incredible player #CFC #ChampionsOfEurope

N’Golo Kante. That’s it. That’s the tweet.



N’Golo Kante. That’s it. That’s the tweet.


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🎯 Patrick Bamford: "It's amazing the amount of uproar when somebody's pocket is being hurt. It's a shame that this doesn't happen with issues like racism."


“Yes yes well done Manchester City on the 2020/21 Premier League season!! However, recent events must be taken into account, And I have a few last minute points to deduct” #ESL

JakeCoren's tweet image. “Yes yes well done Manchester City on the 2020/21 Premier League season!! However, recent events must be taken into account, And I have a few last minute points to deduct” #ESL

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The group chat when Hastings said all he cares about is bent coppers #LineOfDuty


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Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you... “Goalkeepers sarcastically diving” (THREAD)


📆 21st June: Lockdown ends ⚽ 22nd June: England vs Czech Republic

ODDSbible's tweet image. 📆 21st June: Lockdown ends

⚽ 22nd June: England vs Czech Republic


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More than a few thoughts on Frank Lampard being sacked by Chelsea [Thread]. First off, I have no perspective when it comes to Frank Lampard. He is simply my favourite living person. I would’ve seen us relegated before I’d ever ask for him to be sacked.


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Vinicius 😭 #MARTOT

Benchedshow's tweet image. Vinicius 😭 #MARTOT
Benchedshow's tweet image. Vinicius 😭 #MARTOT

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She may be wrong She may have a point What we do know for fact is that Tim Sherwood, Paul Merson and Danny Murphy have very highly paid jobs over many years repeating utter nonsense every fucking day without anything like the negative response to this poor woman

ทวีตนี้ไม่สามารถใช้งานได้อีกต่อไป

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The Holiday is one of the worst movies ever... and yet

michcoll's tweet image. The Holiday is one of the worst movies ever... and yet

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