JamesTorgo's profile picture. It'll be dark soon.

James Torgo ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ

@JamesTorgo

It'll be dark soon.

Everybody in the Life Alert commercial is long-dead.


James Torgo ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ reposted

I really like Schumer when he's angry. Can we just keep that guy pissed off all of the time?


This is definitely the most damning of Trump's impeachments.


Trump is in our IRC channel and we can't ban him because nobody has ops and the channel bot is netsplit.


With all this confusion about patriotism perhaps some examples would help: Patriotic: Telling Matt Gaetz to eat your ass pebbles. Unpatriotic: Letting Matt Gaetz eat your ass pebbles without live streaming it.


Looks like Ossoff is walking around with those votes Trump was looking for.

NBC News: Jon Ossoff is now leading by 12,806 votes. @NBCNews



Steve Kornacki, in his brown mustard khakis, says there's 190k uncounted votes in Dekalb County. Wow!


These idiots itching for another civil war, thinking their AR-15 will get the job done this time, should really consider the various upgrades the Union Army has made these last 150 years.


Replacing Symone w/ Brie is one of the biggest downgrades in political staffing history and leaves us a Brie with an inflated ego and a 300k basket of gullibles to spread counterproductive lies to. Gee, thanks Bernard, real great display of executive decision making there.


I'll share a secret. You know when a bearded man is drinking beer and accidentally gets beer in his beard? Well, that isn't accidental. It's intentional and thoroughly satisfying.


James Torgo ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ reposted

I give you the right to talk to the President of the United States however you want


"I Best Lady: How I Becaming Best"

New York Post reports today that Mrs. Trump is "preparing to pen memoir on her time in the White House."



Yes Eric 80 million people gave a big fat middle finger to that anti-democracy bigoted man-child of a father you have.


Everybody cooks their turkey wrong because of Norman Rockwell but with so many houses without guests I think people will cook however they please and make the best turkeys of their life.


I want Trump to concede not only for the good of the country but also so I can laugh one last time at an awful speech written by Stephen Miller.


Ah, no wonder The Nguyen Ham and Fine Meats Co. of Pennsylvania called me this morning and asked us if we'd like to reschedule our Saturday reservation for this afternoon instead.

Gettysburg trip cancelled, per pool report from @matthewchoi2018.



People angry at Twitter for deleting tweets that violated Twitter's privacy policy got revenge by putting their SSN and DL on Parler.


It's hard for Corn to properly celebrate his presidential pardon knowing Tish can still fist his cavity with bread and celery and bake him to a crisp.


My cat's foot is swollen but his normal veterinarian is on maternity leave. I hope this new vet doesn't suppress my first amendment rights.


This guy couldn't even be bothered to read Emily's public letter to Joe to make sure they kept their lies straight.

...fight, and I believe we will prevail! Nevertheless, in the best interest of our Country, I am recommending that Emily and her team do what needs to be done with regard to initial protocols, and have told my team to do the same.



Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.