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🚀 Le traducteur anglais de jargon d’entreprise que vous devez connaître ! 🔥 The English corporate jargon translator that you need to know!

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Why does being an adult feel like a never ending to do list?


You can just say you don’t plan to work on your vacation. You don’t have to lie about your access to internet being limited, it’s not 2005. #Mentalhealth #worklifebalance #corporate


If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job.


I need to take action on this email, so it’s important I keep it unread and sitting in my inbox for the next 6 months so I feel guilt and shame every time I see it which is 20 times a day. #corporatelife #emailgeeks #bestpractices


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I’m starting a new podcast where my guest comes over, we hang out, then don’t record or document any of it. It’s called Friendship


Thought of the day: God invented email to punish us.


It should be illegal to send customer service #emails early on #Monday morning . Catch up on sleep, drink some coffee, stfu for like an hour, and then proceed.


What I say: Fair enough What I think: I disagree with everything you just said but I don’t have the energy or time to argue #howtodisagree #corporatelife #businesstalk


Today I went to a meeting, about a meeting, about a meeting and I am happy to report that a follow up meeting has been schedule for next week. #meeting #Corporatelife #business #bestpractices


Replying « that sounds like a you problem » to every work related email as social experiment @DrakeGatsby


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Which is the most annoying corporate jargon that you have heard of?


Boss - do you think you can come on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends but I need you here. Me - Yes, no problem. I will be probably late though as public transport on weekend is slow. Boss - what time will you get here? Me - Monday


I am currently OOO and can be reached by waiting until I get back… #corporatejargon #WorkLifeBalance #business #Mentalhealth


Check on your friends who work in professions which require them to refrain from saying 90% of what they think. We are not okay. #business #businesstalk #career


What time-saving hack would address your professional communication headaches? #businesstalk #businesstips #corporatejargon #jargon #business #businesscommunication


Why do people sign off “Thanks in advance”? I mean… pretty presumptive of you to assume I’ll jump to your bidding…. 🤔 🤓 #corporatejargon #businesstips #businesstalk #corporatetruth #businesscommunication #EmailsICantSend


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