Jason Elm
@JasonElm
Creative Director. Writer. Cyclist. Recyclist. Gamer. Evel Kneivel fan and former bodyguard of @TheKevinButler.
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Whoever started the phrase “I have the receipts” probably shopped at CVS a lot.
For decades, only Chiefs fans liked the Chiefs because they were so bad. Now only Chiefs fans like the Chiefs because they’re so good.
Hey @CoorsLight you should remake the #wingman commercial with @PatrickMahomes and @tkelce I know a guy.... youtube.com/watch?v=UEVa2s…
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Coor's Light beer "Wingman" TV commercial
100 percent on point @KyleBrandt describing the @Chiefs win to "Hulk Hogan shaking the rope" 🤣
The #Chiefs did it again and @KyleBrandt explains why this is his favorite team of the Kansas City dynasty! Hour 1 of the #GMFB podcast is here: link.podtrac.com/goodmorningfoo…
Heard this conversation in my head as I read it. 🤣
Hot air balloons kick ass. Are they safe? Not really. Can you stop if you don't like it? Think again. BUT can you steer? Listen don't bring that negative energy into this wicker basket ok I'm gonna light this flamethrower.
Gen Z is the Mecha-Godzilla created by Gen X to exact revenge on millennials.
What’s the over/under on how much longer X, the platform formerly known as Twitter will be called “X, the platform formerly known as Twitter” by every single journalist?
I'm riding 550 miles to raise money for the City of Hope. Cancer is a bastard thief who steals our lives and our loved ones -- our teachers, artists and geniuses. Please support #fireflieswest Learn more and donate here 👉 - ourhope.cityofhope.org/fundraiser/476…
Last night I did something very dangerous. The Kars-4-Kids commercial came on and I didn’t mute it.
My favorite tweet of 2023 so far...
WE👏 ARE👏AWARE👏THE👏LOGO👏LOOKS👏LIKE👏A👏BEARDED👏DUDE👏IN👏AN👏ORANGE👏HAT👏 —YOU👏DO👏NOT👏NEED👏TO👏KEEP👏POINTING👏THAT👏OUT👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏DAY👏
Patrick Mahomes throws TDs like you throw a towel into the bin on your way out of the locker room.
Once Elon Musk buys #Ticketmaster I’m sure this will all be sorted out. 👍 #TicketmasterIsOverParty #TaylorSwiftTheErasTour
Dude with the "Older brother's wacky friend from a 90's sitcom" vibe.
“Sorry I’m late, I was cooking dinner for my kids.” “Oh? How old are they?” “20 and 21.” “They don’t cook their own dinner?” “Nah, they’re modern kids.”
Sorry, I just don’t believe that @lindsaylohan works out at #planetfitness. Shatner however? Totes. #sbads #SuperBowl
I want @TheRock to introduce my next client Zoom meeting. #unstoppable #adbowl
Prediction for 2022: Andy Cohen will be barfing into one of those Planet Fitness hats by 1:00am. #CNNNYE
Putting on jeans for the first time in a year is like “Aw hell no.”
This impeachment hearing right now is like watching my mom try to turn her sound on on Zoom. #ImpeachmentTrial
![wing_dez's profile picture. [Designer][Art Director] I enjoy eating food and overthinking stuff.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/466968913842950146/nBAla0hQ.jpeg)
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