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Jason McLean

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Never ask a guy in a wheelchair this question. 'is this seat taken?'.

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How come most people become complete idiots once they get behind a keyboard or a steering wheel?


Overly obsessed governor, wants to be with you forever alive, and undead. #OuttaThere


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My graduation speech: "I'd like to thank Google, Google


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78% of African Americans males are afraid of the possibility of police brutality, only 11% of Caucasian males are afraid of the possibility.


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The largest flying animal that’s ever lived was the Quetzalcoatlus - It had a wingspan of 52 ft and was as tall as a giraffe.


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That awkward period between birth and death.


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J.K. Rowling is the first person who lost her billionaire status because of giving huge sum of money in donations.


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I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs or anything but I would have made the iPhone chargers about 5 feet longer.


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"Are you talking back to me!?" "Yes mom, that's how a conversation works"


@BrandonSideBet @jdrayer60 just gotta listen to the right type. Stay away from mainstream and your golden #hiphop


Bros be4 hoes, except after c.


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Saw a chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. Gave me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie.


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I will play Jenga with my trashcan for days before I take it out.


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Iraq has a version of Punk'd where they plant fake bombs in the cars of celebrities.


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You only live once, so don't forget to spend 16 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the validation of strangers.


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That awkward moment when the titanic sunk because the look out guys were watching rose and jack makeout.


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