Jason McLean
@JasonXRobot
Never ask a guy in a wheelchair this question. 'is this seat taken?'.
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How come most people become complete idiots once they get behind a keyboard or a steering wheel?
Overly obsessed governor, wants to be with you forever alive, and undead. #OuttaThere
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My graduation speech: "I'd like to thank Google, Google
78% of African Americans males are afraid of the possibility of police brutality, only 11% of Caucasian males are afraid of the possibility.
The largest flying animal that’s ever lived was the Quetzalcoatlus - It had a wingspan of 52 ft and was as tall as a giraffe.
That awkward period between birth and death.
J.K. Rowling is the first person who lost her billionaire status because of giving huge sum of money in donations.
I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs or anything but I would have made the iPhone chargers about 5 feet longer.
"Are you talking back to me!?" "Yes mom, that's how a conversation works"
@BrandonSideBet @jdrayer60 just gotta listen to the right type. Stay away from mainstream and your golden #hiphop
Saw a chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. Gave me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie.
I will play Jenga with my trashcan for days before I take it out.
Iraq has a version of Punk'd where they plant fake bombs in the cars of celebrities.
You only live once, so don't forget to spend 16 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the validation of strangers.
That awkward moment when the titanic sunk because the look out guys were watching rose and jack makeout.
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