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What are you doing for Christmas? Me:

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Me:

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i could watch this woman try to pronounce things in english for 4500 years


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Everyone in the comments like "in front of your elders & children?!" Fuck all that. In front of ME? I'm gonna start questioning our friendship if you invite me to your wedding then pull that.


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The opposite of schadenfreude is "freudenfreude" — the bliss you feel when someone else succeeds, even if it doesn't directly involve you. The benefits are plentiful but don't always come easily. Here's how to experience more freudenfreude.nyti.ms/3H5WlwD

nytimes's tweet image. The opposite of schadenfreude is "freudenfreude" — the bliss you feel when someone else succeeds, even if it doesn't directly involve you. The benefits are plentiful but don't always come easily. Here's how to experience more freudenfreude.nyti.ms/3H5WlwD

rest in piece

your girl and her work husband every day at lunch

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Five sources of wintry floral & berry dopamine that I can't recommend enough...

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Sleep,sleep,tweet,sleep, what was the question again?


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me as soon as I get on FaceTime with my boyfriend

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People fuckin in the balcony above you like

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When I say “heheheh” this is what I mean

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Translation please

LMFAO WHAT DID SHE EVEN SAY?! 😭



Sus

when u make an excuse not to go out and they come up with a solution

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immediately here for the drama


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tomatoes

You don’t understand scale. Use $50 to buy 10 tomato plants. In 6 months you have 250 tomatoes. Plant those into 250 plants. 6 months you have 6,250 plants. Plant them. 6 months you have 156k tomatoes. Plant them. 6 mo you have 3.9MM tomatoes. Sell them for $1 each.



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we miss you @NeNeLeakes

Get Porsha, Nene, and Phaedra back on RHOA right NOWWW

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I didn’t think he would land it wow


People really out here on twitter, with the for rent sign in the window. When their house been sold #ohyoufaithfullHUH


One plate mash potatoes please


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