What are you doing for Christmas? Me:
i could watch this woman try to pronounce things in english for 4500 years
Everyone in the comments like "in front of your elders & children?!" Fuck all that. In front of ME? I'm gonna start questioning our friendship if you invite me to your wedding then pull that.
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many pieces
rest in piece
Five sources of wintry floral & berry dopamine that I can't recommend enough...
me as soon as I get on FaceTime with my boyfriend
People fuckin in the balcony above you like
When I say “heheheh” this is what I mean
Translation please
Sus
when u make an excuse not to go out and they come up with a solution
tomatoes
You don’t understand scale. Use $50 to buy 10 tomato plants. In 6 months you have 250 tomatoes. Plant those into 250 plants. 6 months you have 6,250 plants. Plant them. 6 months you have 156k tomatoes. Plant them. 6 mo you have 3.9MM tomatoes. Sell them for $1 each.
I didn’t think he would land it wow
People really out here on twitter, with the for rent sign in the window. When their house been sold #ohyoufaithfullHUH
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