Hey @GlennHowerton...if this gets 18 million retweets will you promise to come back in season 13 and get rid of that stupid bird?
On week one, Donald Trump suffered his first loss in court.
I really hope that Sausage Party in no way inspired this #McChicken thing.
George: “I saw Titanic. So that old woman, she’s just a liar, right?” Jerry: “And a bit of a tramp if you ask me.”
[making out] gf: um im just not feeling it right now me: is it me? gf: no [i pause "all-star" by smashmouth] me: well what could it be then
roses are red violets are blue there's one less exhibit at the cincinnati zoo
He said "LGBTQ" like he was taking an eye test.
Im still not convinced Cruz isnt hiding a cache of wildfire under this stage
Kramer: [in the sauna]: “It’s like a sauna in here.”
"The BasedGod" wants to speak,As life unravels and superstars make decisions that change lifes, welcome home KD the curse is lifted - Lil B
When your friend doesn't know how to work the buttons in a fighting game vine.co/v/Orw22rqKp5b
somebody said he looks like PBS logo. People are gonna get these jokes off.
Curry's mega-MVP season: won 73 games, made 400 3's, joined the 50-45-90 Club and averaged 5.0 3PG to create the 30-7-5-5 WTF Club. WOW.
Bo Pelini's per month severance from Nebraska: $128,009. Bo Pelini's per month salary from Youngstown St: $21,991 (H/T @RKaipustOWH)
Miles, on fans in blue Sunday when Riley is introduced: Are they going to stand up and cheer or sit down? Tough decision. Good luck to them.
JUST A REMINDER, IF YOU PARTICIPATE IN THE WAVE PLEASE DIVE DOWN SOME STAIRS
This year more people will do cocaine than read a book to their children
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