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Hey @GlennHowerton...if this gets 18 million retweets will you promise to come back in season 13 and get rid of that stupid bird?


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On week one, Donald Trump suffered his first loss in court.


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I really hope that Sausage Party in no way inspired this #McChicken thing.


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George: “I saw Titanic. So that old woman, she’s just a liar, right?” Jerry: “And a bit of a tramp if you ask me.”


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[making out] gf: um im just not feeling it right now me: is it me? gf: no [i pause "all-star" by smashmouth] me: well what could it be then


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roses are red violets are blue there's one less exhibit at the cincinnati zoo


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He said "LGBTQ" like he was taking an eye test.


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Im still not convinced Cruz isnt hiding a cache of wildfire under this stage


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Kramer: [in the sauna]: “It’s like a sauna in here.”


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"The BasedGod" wants to speak,As life unravels and superstars make decisions that change lifes, welcome home KD the curse is lifted - Lil B


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When your friend doesn't know how to work the buttons in a fighting game vine.co/v/Orw22rqKp5b


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somebody said he looks like PBS logo. People are gonna get these jokes off.


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Curry's mega-MVP season: won 73 games, made 400 3's, joined the 50-45-90 Club and averaged 5.0 3PG to create the 30-7-5-5 WTF Club. WOW.


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Bo Pelini's per month severance from Nebraska: $128,009. Bo Pelini's per month salary from Youngstown St: $21,991 (H/T @RKaipustOWH)


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Miles, on fans in blue Sunday when Riley is introduced: Are they going to stand up and cheer or sit down? Tough decision. Good luck to them.


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WAIT WHAT


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JUST A REMINDER, IF YOU PARTICIPATE IN THE WAVE PLEASE DIVE DOWN SOME STAIRS


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This year more people will do cocaine than read a book to their children


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