JesUnsupervised's profile picture. Tiny human keeper, provider of ALL the snacks & wife to an amazing wounded warrior. I’m pretty much a stupid asshole, but I’ll make you laugh so you’ll be fine.

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@JesUnsupervised

Tiny human keeper, provider of ALL the snacks & wife to an amazing wounded warrior. I’m pretty much a stupid asshole, but I’ll make you laugh so you’ll be fine.

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Wife hack: answer a query of how much you’re going to get done today with a note written in calligraphy, it’ll distract until they forget. Just heard “JESSICA, FUCKING STOP LEAVING ME FANCY ASS NOTES AND JUST USE YOUR WORDS WTF”, so I once again have wiggled out of boring shit.

JesUnsupervised's tweet image. Wife hack: answer a query of how much you’re going to get done today with a note written in calligraphy, it’ll distract until they forget. Just heard “JESSICA, FUCKING STOP LEAVING ME FANCY ASS NOTES AND JUST USE YOUR WORDS WTF”, so I once again have wiggled out of boring shit.

Mah BOY!

there is no such thing as "unlimited" breadsticks. you will eventually die



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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2022!


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I don’t understand why the pediatrician runs hearing tests, all you have to do is open a tub of ice cream 2 floors away in the middle of the night and you can tell if your kid can hear


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Always remember, plan to make your future better than the present


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Hey you. Yes you. I’m really fucking proud of you.


Here's a shout out to MJ, the awesome owner of @Fx3Inc who's currently in the Regional Bass Championships in Lake Murray, SC to raise awareness for veterans and suicide awareness/prevention. Let's all wish @M_J_Fishing good luck! Love ya, buddy!


Yup.

I doodled my house



This is one of my favorite people in the world, and one who does so much for so many. If you're a veteran in need of someone on the other end who gets it, MJ will have your 6, no matter who, no matter where, and no matter the time. You're worth it.

I can’t reiterate enough for all of you. You’re not alone (912)270-3726 or (800)273-8255 or text 988. Please reach out. I’ll cry on the phone with you. I would rather cry with you than cry at your funeral. I’m heartbroken right now and all you had to do was call me!!!



Anyone available to volunteer or donate?

As Hurricane Fiona passes through the Caribbean, WCK has teams stationed both in Puerto Rico & the Dominican Republic ready to respond however we’re needed. We’re preparing sandwiches 🥪 now to have to distribute as soon as the storm passes—we’ll share more updates soon.

WCKitchen's tweet image. As Hurricane Fiona passes through the Caribbean, WCK has teams stationed both in Puerto Rico & the Dominican Republic ready to respond however we’re needed. We’re preparing sandwiches 🥪 now to have to distribute as soon as the storm passes—we’ll share more updates soon.
WCKitchen's tweet image. As Hurricane Fiona passes through the Caribbean, WCK has teams stationed both in Puerto Rico & the Dominican Republic ready to respond however we’re needed. We’re preparing sandwiches 🥪 now to have to distribute as soon as the storm passes—we’ll share more updates soon.


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Impressive convective burst within Hurricane Fiona's eye wall, just as it comes ashore in Puerto Rico.


ISLANDERS: let's be ready to help.

Severe flooding in Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 right now as Hurricane Fiona moves in. Over 2 feet of rain expected. 🎥 Via @GDELISCAR



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WATCH: Bridge washed away as hurricane Fiona makes landfall in Puerto Rico


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