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Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Adifficultpatty%20exclude%3Areplies&src=typed_query

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I haven’t licked an envelope in over two decades without thinking of George Costanza.


Moving this week and why do I own anything.


Game 1. Called it.

Mariners rule, Blue Jays drool.



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Do they spell it Big Dumpre in Toronto


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I wish I loved anything as much as captcha loves stop signs and bicycles.


I asked why anyone would use unsalted butter when salted butter exists.

What did you do to make the TL hate you?



Mariners rule, Blue Jays drool.


Happy Sunday, have a good poop today!


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Self care Saturday, panic and do all the things Sunday


Red flag: They say baseball is boring.


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I used to wonder what it would be like to read peoples minds...but then I got a Twitter account, and now I'm over it


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The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.


First date idea: Find out how they sneeze.


Spotted in the wild.

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Brewing an entire pot of coffee like my forefathers before me.


Called it.

Mariners rule, Tigers drool.



This guy has the same haircut as most of my male students.

What would you name this alpaca? 😅



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taylor swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes


Maybe you should dress up like a nice person for Halloween.


Everything went downhill when we stopped loading planes from the back to the front.


Me: I’m terrified of cheese. Therapist: K, so? Me: *screams*


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