JessShellophone's profile picture. the old jess isn't here anymore

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Shelled Jessica Telephone

@JessShellophone

the old jess isn't here anymore art by https://twitter.com/MLeeLunsford?s=09

I know I'm just a remnant in Jessica's heart now but this looks good

This is...wild. The awful reveal of the inside. The cutting clean through the baking pan. This is the FOOD NETWORK. What a disaster.



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BlaseballT's tweet image.
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I don't know what's going to happen to me or my new honey roasted friends But today we find out the next little dance the fans have choreographed for us


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WAIT, FUCK


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did Jessica telephone effectively utilize girl power when she (fill in something evil and morale-destroying she is going to do at the finals tonight)


Sorry Sebastian, this game isn't big enough for the two of us.


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So, uh. Not to be rude, I guess. But when do we fight the fans too?


Oh my god you killed your savior and brought him back, holy shit


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the shelled one's pods kinda cool though 😳👉👈 #blaseball @blaseball @jesstelephone

glassgoblin's tweet image. the shelled one's pods kinda cool though 😳👉👈
#blaseball @blaseball @jesstelephone

Can't think of a single meaningful relationship I gained playing blaseball.


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Fuck


Y'all should shell Gunther O Brien. Let that penguin come up here.


Richardson Games is about to leave you and your friends looking like flattened capri sun packets but you're mad at me?


Y'all wanna see me kickflip over the Marijuana's graves y/n?


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