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“No Work, No Check!” Professional Gambler 🏀 member of the International Spaghetti Muncher Association 🍝 COO of MeNow Sports 💰

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JB Bickerstaff arriving in Detroit (2024)

13-STRAIGHT WINS FOR DETROIT 🔥 The longest active streak in the league has the Pistons on top of the East, an incredible turnaround from just two seasons ago 🫡

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The longest active streak in the league has the Pistons on top of the East, an incredible turnaround from just two seasons ago 🫡


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This game started on the 10-year anniversary of the tweet.

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baseball in 2025: "and here comes the least trustworthy reliever in the history of the universe to try to keep this game tied" *102 MPH*


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do u think billy strings will play LYNY- Section ?


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This is the best thing he could do for Coop

D’Angelo Russell says he hasn’t given Cooper Flagg any advice. “I don’t think there’s anything I can say or do. You’ve got guys like Kyrie and AD as well to put that bug in his ear.” (🎥 @MikeACurtis2 )



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How Tua Tagovailoa sees the world

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how a mathematician sees the world

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What an incredible atmosphere! Time to send in Ken Rosenthal with a microphone and the worst questions you’ve ever heard


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chet standing wide open in the corner wanting the ball


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The crown jewels of France were only worth a 3 year Aaron Gordon extension?

PARIS (AP) — Paris prosecutor says jewels stolen in Louvre heist worth an estimated 88 million euros ($102 million).



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Ken Pomeroy? Is he going to rank NCAA basketball teams live on stage?

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sometimes I wonder what video I’ll be watching as an ICBM whistles across the quiet emptiness of the Pacific Ocean at Mach 7.

what do you call this?



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NEWS: Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol says the coffee giant is now “all-in on AI.”



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the lion does not concern itself with the global consequences of critical infrastructure failure

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Justin Herbert approximately 0.8 seconds after taking the snap

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Justin Herbert’s been running for his life this season 😳 🔹 Blitzed 71x — most in the NFL 🔹 Pressured 100x — most in the NFL 🔹 Pressured on 40.8% of dropbacks — 3rd most 🔹 Sacked 17x — 6th most When will the Chargers fix this O-Line? 🤔

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🔹 Blitzed 71x — most in the NFL
🔹 Pressured 100x — most in the NFL
🔹 Pressured on 40.8% of dropbacks — 3rd most
🔹 Sacked 17x — 6th most
When will the Chargers fix this O-Line? 🤔


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On what planet is an NFL coach watching a game, and wondering “what does Connor Hughes think of this? I should text him”

Looked down at my phone. Lot of “what the (bleep) was that” coming in from coaches, front office people around league. I dunno how to answer



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“You’ve been watching the Jets your entire life?” “That’s correct ” “And you’ve never gotten any joy from watching them?” “I have not, Dave” “And you still plan to watch every game?” “Affirmative”

BarstoolNYC's tweet image. “You’ve been watching the Jets your entire life?”

“That’s correct ”

“And you’ve never gotten any joy from watching them?”

“I have not, Dave” 

“And you still plan to watch every game?”

“Affirmative”

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Just evaporated a lake in Northern California to create this dogshit Facebook meme #Shrink

Cam Skattebo after taking a handoff



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“My other music is cooler” is actually fucking hilarious


Moving in a couple weeks…. Getting some ideas….

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