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Aspiring Truth Social Influencer | Carly Rae Jepson super fan | RIP Blake B 🥀🕊

She’s gaslighting me. Says “you don’t need to drink small beers”


I’m lowkey sipping downy infusions


I had the Dubai chocolate labubu pistachio martini tonight and it was good


Philadelphia is kinda like Mesopotamia if you think about it


She didn’t like the man I became when the crab legs were on the table


I think selfie sticks will be back soon. Don’t sleep.


Having a cup of the DOTS rn

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Drink of the summer so secretive this year



Do you guys think that washer and dryer are friends outside of work?


It’s so good when it hit your lips wow


Virginia is crazy. Why are there towns named Bumpass, Goochland, and Short Pump?


At the strip club paying the dancers to popcorn read out loud in the champagne room


Just copped the Tiffany diamond set Xbox Pro controller


Drink of the summer so secretive this year


Harrison refuses to eat the fish sandwich


Someone better put respect on graham cracker’s name


Love island but it’s “I love my wife island” and it’s me and my wife


I’m gonna kill him with a hammer tonight


Diana Turasi makes $8.75 an hour


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