Joe Felice
@JoeFelice
Retired YouTuber. Now a humble Las Vegas snake farmer.
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Programmer: Tell me you're sentient. Program: I'm sentient. Programmer: I think this program is sentient.
Post.news is looking like a nice community. A couple of low effort posts from my new account generated immediate support. The waiting list took four days. #post
I haven't been tweeting because I don't want to support Twitter any more. I'm looking for an alternative. I joined Mastodon last month. I just joined the waitlist for post.news. Whatever platform gets momentum, I'll be there to support it.
The Sapulpa Light, Oklahoma, September 15, 1905
I'm watching the Hellraiser remake and I think it's a parable about the virtue of using bags to carry things around.
Not a lot of people know this about me, but on the day that I was born the angels got together and decided to create a dream come true. In other words, they got a look at me and said, "mmm...we could do better." Exactly two years later Ryan Gosling was born. You're welcome.
Government is corrupt because it is a store of power. Those with capital have better access to the store of power, which leads to corruption. Crypto proposes to change that system so ONLY those with capital have access to the store of power, which does not strike me as progress.
Who else is a fan of the Chinese horror series "Inhuman In Hunan"? It doesn't exist!
Every time I go to the orchestra they only play the boring parts until I get upset and leave. Then they laugh and play the nice parts. How do I get my orchestra to like me?
You know you're a bad dentist when you're halfway through a procedure and you realize the patient got in the chair face-down, and you've been drilling the back of their head and squeezing their shoulder blades.
If you don't like the new owner of Twitter, take solace in this: Whichever lender is owed that billion dollars a year in interest...they're going to be the next owner of Twitter.
Can’t wait to find out who Elon impregnates first at Twitter
Wow that's a beautiful priceless painting... ...for me to soup on!!!
Diet tip 5: All food is equally healthy, equally tasty, equally expensive. Any differences you notice are a failure to perceive reality objectively. Diet tip 6: If you were born after 1954, your body is a small silicon cube in an electrified crystal lattice.
If there's no waambulance available you can always call the namby pambulance.
A movie training montage, but the hero overexerts and gets injured, spends the rest of the montage staying off the leg. The hostages are released via diplomatic efforts.
Dunno why autocorrect is making me write "laser beams" when everybody knows they're called laserbeans.
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