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You can never trust the duck.

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You think hamsters are just cute? Wrong! Meet the 'hamster fighter' who's ready to take on the whole world solo just to defend his territory! 🐹💥


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if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense


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The first person in the world to kick his own balls… That’s history right here!


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rewatching avengers: age of ultron. despite the title, they never tell you how old ultron is


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Charlie Murphy's christmas story never gets old 😭


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Lord of the Rings, but Jim Carrey in Middle-earth. 😂


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Ask me not to explain a level of brilliance that you could never understand. 🦇


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Unrated version of Home Alone hits different


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History will teach us that he manufactured chaos because he had nothing good to offer. He maimed our heritage to his tasteless image. Generations will learn he was the pathetic, racist con man who deformed our White House in 2025, and that it had to be restored.


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Are all republicans liars or are they just stupid.

40 minors gave sworn testimonies that they’d been raped & trafficked by Jeffrey Epstein. Kash Patel Under Oath: “There’s no credible information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors” FBI Kash Patel needs to be charged with perjury.



Droopy Donny Drumpf THE Dumb as many call him. Such a small and weak man. Probably the dumbest. Definitely has small hands which means he is also small everywhere else.

lets keep it a buck how long do yall think he has left



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Right now the "For You" section of Twitter is nothing but right wing assholes listing all the reasons they think SNAP recipients should starve to death


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what kinda Scooby-Doo sht is this

Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss

ced_jayy's tweet image. Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss


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The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage


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Pretty much every major problem in the world would be solved by taxing billionaires out of existence


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It seems a lot of Americans are more angry about poorer people taking full advantage of the SNAP program than they are about richer people taking full advantage of the tax system…


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I want my tax dollars to go to SNAP benefits, not Donald Trump's 7th golf trip of the month.


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They don't give IQ tests at doctor's offices or hospitals. They give dementia tests. Trump is confused because he has dementia.

Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard… They're really aptitude tests, in a certain way, but they're cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. The first couple of…



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Most people don’t take that many cognitive tests unless a doctor is worried.

Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard… They're really aptitude tests, in a certain way, but they're cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. The first couple of…



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