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Rev. Jordan Humler

@JordanHumler

Married to Tori Humler. Associate Pastor at First Baptist Boone. M. Th University of Edinburgh. M. Div George W. Truett Seminary. B.S. University of Tennessee

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Team USA is having the most dramatic run of bronze medals possible. The last second rugby score. Pommel Horse Guy. Suni Lee crushing her floor routine. This. Our squads are fighting like hell to get on the podium

You HAVE to watch this finish by American Grant Fisher in the men's 10,000m final! 😱 #ParisOlympics 📺 NBC, E! and Peacock



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WE PAY PLAYERS #SicEm

BUFootball's tweet image. WE PAY PLAYERS

#SicEm
BUFootball's tweet image. WE PAY PLAYERS

#SicEm

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If you didn't know the Olympic BEEF here: former gymnast US Silver Medallist Mykayla Skinner called the new US gymnastics team talentless and lazy. In response, they won Gold, Simone quoted her in the victory photo, and Mykayla blocked the whole team 💕

TheCartelDel's tweet image. If you didn't know the Olympic BEEF here: former gymnast US Silver Medallist Mykayla Skinner called the new US gymnastics team talentless and lazy. In response, they won Gold, Simone quoted her in the victory photo, and Mykayla blocked the whole team 💕
TheCartelDel's tweet image. If you didn't know the Olympic BEEF here: former gymnast US Silver Medallist Mykayla Skinner called the new US gymnastics team talentless and lazy. In response, they won Gold, Simone quoted her in the victory photo, and Mykayla blocked the whole team 💕
TheCartelDel's tweet image. If you didn't know the Olympic BEEF here: former gymnast US Silver Medallist Mykayla Skinner called the new US gymnastics team talentless and lazy. In response, they won Gold, Simone quoted her in the victory photo, and Mykayla blocked the whole team 💕

oop I’ve been blocked 👀🫢😂



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AIR HORSE ONE 😍

SickosCommittee's tweet image. AIR HORSE ONE 😍

EVERYBODY SHUT UP the plane they use to fly the horses from all over the world to the Olympics for the equestrian events is called AIR HORSE ONE



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state of texas persecuting christians for exercising their religious beliefs

The state of Texas is accusing a Catholic charity in El Paso of being a “stash house” for migrants, but the shelter says it is simply helping desperate people in need. @camiloreports has more on this legal fight.



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People who aren't nerds don't understand how long we've been waiting for an electrical engineer from Pennsylvania POMMEL THE HELL OUT OF A HORSE.

Stephen Nedoroscik just struck a blow for nerds everywhere. Beautiful.



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I was pounding the desk on Gold Zone when Team USA was winning a medal. I’m designated “likely” to return. @peacock @NBCOlympics

ScottHanson's tweet image. I was pounding the desk on Gold Zone when Team USA was winning a medal.    
I’m designated “likely” to return.   

@peacock @NBCOlympics

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sorry but this is absolutely hilarious

canxawfc's tweet image. sorry but this is absolutely hilarious

NEW: US Soccer has been aware of - and victims of - Canada's persistent attempts to spy on closed trainings for years, sources tell ESPN, detailing numerous specific instances as well as the reason why they attempted to deal with it behind the scenes. espn.com/olympics/story…



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Australia seems fine most of the time and then the swimming portion of the Olympics comes around and you realize we must destroy them and their marsupials


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And supervised the lunchroom for 20 years. You do not leave that job with a full head of hair. Trust me.

Because Tim Walz taught high school. Trust me.



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In fairness, there’s no better way to show the world French culture at the Olympics Opening Ceremony than the dancers being on strike.

-4 days before the Paris Olympics opening ceremony and the dancers are refusing to rehearse & still plan to go on strike due to unfair treatment



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feels like an overpay

Alexi Lalas doubles down on USMNT coaching job: ‘I would coach for free’ dlvr.it/T9zny2

awfulannouncing's tweet image. Alexi Lalas doubles down on USMNT coaching job: ‘I would coach for free’ dlvr.it/T9zny2


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“Hey, let’s switch our taping day to Saturday, no big news ever happens on a Sunday afternoon.” — some idiots.


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Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.


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Undefeated on Glizzy Nights.

FCDallas's tweet image. Undefeated on Glizzy Nights.

It might mean more in boone. Also wish I had seen this sooner and taken a work break to go watch!

The best way to play CFB 25✊🫣

kellogg_zack's tweet image. The best way to play CFB 25✊🫣
kellogg_zack's tweet image. The best way to play CFB 25✊🫣


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I’ve made a lot of jokes about the J.D. Vance sparkling water story from Hillbilly Elegy, to the extent that it probably sounds made up, but you owe it to yourself to read the real thing if you haven’t

dennisbhooper's tweet image. I’ve made a lot of jokes about the J.D. Vance sparkling water story from Hillbilly Elegy, to the extent that it probably sounds made up, but you owe it to yourself to read the real thing if you haven’t

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My #1 “younger millennial” trait is I am young enough that playing video games is a lifelong hobby of mine but old enough that I have absolutely no desire to play online against strangers. My beef is with The Computer and The Computer only. Outsiders do not need to get involved


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If people spent more time tailgating and following college football recruiting and less time on doom and gloom politics the world would be a better place


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