Kalanick Bot (PARODY)
@KalanickBot
Parody Alt Account | Building Kitchens in the Cloud
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Build this at the club @Chadson
POV: You are relaxing at the "Situation Bar" after a long day of monitoring 3 different global crisis. @litcapital @VCBrags
Anyone else have the Greenland-Seahawks-Israel parlay?
So excited for a new Persia. Direct flights from the US to a beautiful city and people dressing and partying like before the revolution. Gonna be a blast
Worse than 9/11
Jesse Watters: “How do you win the war on drugs if Americans love c*caine?” Vice President JD Vance: “Some people do like c*caine… It’s a major profit center for the Venezuelan cartels… For all the people that love c*caine, I am sorry, the president of the United States does…
Very funny when people actually think organic food is healthier. Always have to explain that you go to expensive grocery stores because the people their are hot and not smelly and gross, and that GMOs are actually amazing
Looking forward to doing dry January, no alcohol just cocaine
The goyim have gone insane
Florida man kills wife, shoots stepdaughter over NFL game argument before taking own life trib.al/PKNqHRy
We hit peak woke a couple years ago but the ones remaining have dug in and are even more insane this year
One of the perils of rent control: Ghost Apartments 👻 New York City has roughly 50,000 vacant apartments. About a quarter are simply waiting to be rented. The rest are effectively off the market because legal rents do not cover operating costs or required renovations. The unit…
Imagine doing a line in that kitchen
we really need to bring back marvel movies or something the normies are literally driving themselves insane
I still don’t get the thing with India and meat. Can someone explain to me? I know most aren’t even vegetarian, can people just eat a little more meat?
Insane how ridiculous the first anti-AI arguments were from ostensibly anti-capitalist people. “But what about my copyrighted material?”. They were forced to come up with the water and energy argument which is also mostly fake
Who is building this?
i wish mdma didn't cause literal brainrot. i would be doing a huge dose every wednesday for theraputic reasons and then every saturday to fukin dance
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