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Made in Silicon Valley, programmed to love Steph Curry

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Growing up in Silicon Valley, I believed tech was meant to democratize opportunity and accelerate human progress. The early ethos of the Valley wasn’t just about building profitable products, but about shifting the trajectory of lives and societies. There was idealism, for sure,…


The bar is so low that we’re actually having serious discussions about why rage baiting and cheating are bad


Dating docs are cute but have you tried instant rejection through DMs

jasminecoded_'s tweet image. Dating docs are cute but have you tried instant rejection through DMs

Central Park today btw

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jasminecoded_'s tweet image. Central Park today btw
jasminecoded_'s tweet image. Central Park today btw
jasminecoded_'s tweet image. Central Park today btw

Can we bring back Twitter circle so I can tweet for only one person


By the way I’m absolutely dominating fantasy basketball by the way btw


Every single Steph play in this Olympics game

What's the single most athletic play in sports history?



Yeah totally agree, people who mention meeting celebs are so cringe. Anyway I saw Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore last night and it was my second time meeting Adam this year

I think the worst part about becoming popular or even a celebrity is that there’s always going to be some random person trying to associate themself to you by using the most insignificant and unmemorable fragment of your existence



I PREDICTED THIS ON KALSHI

🚨 KALSHI AND GOOGLE FINANCE PARTNER TO ADD PREDICTION MARKETS



Y’all ever meet the love of your life and then boom you meet another one


Unfortunately male manipulator music always helps me lock in


Election watch party @Kalshi

jasminecoded_'s tweet image. Election watch party @Kalshi
jasminecoded_'s tweet image. Election watch party @Kalshi
jasminecoded_'s tweet image. Election watch party @Kalshi
jasminecoded_'s tweet image. Election watch party @Kalshi

I was joking I’m not going to start one please stop unfollowing me

jasminecoded_'s tweet image. I was joking I’m not going to start one please stop unfollowing me

What if I started a podcast? Nobody has done it before



What if I started a podcast? Nobody has done it before


Anybody have keyboard recommendations?


“If you want to sell your shares, I'll find you a buyer," Altman said in response to Billie’s question. "Enough."


I lift heavy at the gym so I can bear the crushing weight of being asked to join a call


I may be losing fantasy basketball but at least I’m keeping everyone on their toes

jasminecoded_'s tweet image. I may be losing fantasy basketball but at least I’m keeping everyone on their toes

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