jasmine
@jasminecoded_
Made in Silicon Valley, programmed to love Steph Curry
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Growing up in Silicon Valley, I believed tech was meant to democratize opportunity and accelerate human progress. The early ethos of the Valley wasn’t just about building profitable products, but about shifting the trajectory of lives and societies. There was idealism, for sure,…
The bar is so low that we’re actually having serious discussions about why rage baiting and cheating are bad
Dating docs are cute but have you tried instant rejection through DMs
Can we bring back Twitter circle so I can tweet for only one person
By the way I’m absolutely dominating fantasy basketball by the way btw
Every single Steph play in this Olympics game
What's the single most athletic play in sports history?
Yeah totally agree, people who mention meeting celebs are so cringe. Anyway I saw Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore last night and it was my second time meeting Adam this year
I think the worst part about becoming popular or even a celebrity is that there’s always going to be some random person trying to associate themself to you by using the most insignificant and unmemorable fragment of your existence
I PREDICTED THIS ON KALSHI
🚨 KALSHI AND GOOGLE FINANCE PARTNER TO ADD PREDICTION MARKETS
Y’all ever meet the love of your life and then boom you meet another one
Unfortunately male manipulator music always helps me lock in
I was joking I’m not going to start one please stop unfollowing me
“If you want to sell your shares, I'll find you a buyer," Altman said in response to Billie’s question. "Enough."
I lift heavy at the gym so I can bear the crushing weight of being asked to join a call
I may be losing fantasy basketball but at least I’m keeping everyone on their toes
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