Kate McKinney
@Katecake
Writer. Storyteller. Humorist. Actress. Model. Mother. Neurodivergent AF. I ❤️ Vintage, Oddities, Intersectional Justice. PresUSA. She/Her.💄💋🌈🧠🦑💀🤖💒
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Someone just asked me if it’s true that ADD meds are more addictive than heroin. I’ve forgotten to take my ADD meds for the last three days in a row. If you can forget you’re addicted to heroin then yeah, it’s probably the same thing.
Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day and I’ve been “getting ready to put away laundry” for the past five or six days.
For my out of town tweeps who messaged me today…
Things that woke me up from my nap today: my daughter galumphing up the stairs like an elephant. Many text messages. What did not wake me up: a huge explosion across town that rendered 11 houses uninhabitable, damage to 39 houses total, and killed three people.
A house exploded in the southern Indiana city of Evansville, killing three people and damaging dozens of other homes in the neighborhood, authorities say. The explosion's cause hasn't been determined. apnews.com/article/explos…
I just realized I’m taking my kids to school in the morning and bye bye, I’m dead.
In addition to all the weirdness with things ringing up wrong & customers behaving oddly, I just heard something loudly crash to the ground. I was convinced we were haunted because why not. Nope, just a taped up package of batteries.
90% of my customer interactions today have been really weird, one way or another. Someone mentioned the super moon, which is usually the quickest way to make me stop listening. But, maybe?
A man asked me if his receipt came with my home telephone number. I flashed my ring, told him my husband would not like him calling. He told me I’d remember today forever. 1st of all, no. 2nd of all, this happens all the time, so. 3rd, eww. 4th? There are nicer ways to ask.
I don’t even care if this is true, except I do care because SO MANY QUESTIONS! #WritingCommunity #badreviews
I want this kid to explain everything to me all the time.
The moors, continued. B: I just know that the moors are where the werewolves hang out. Me: if you’d seen the movie What We Do in the Shadows you’d know that the werewolves are actually real sweeties! #werewolvesnotswearwolves #WWDITS #bat
Buying a filmy ivory shirt @ Abyssco. Me: I just feel like running on the moors, you know? B: Stay off the moors! Me: Wuthering Heights or the Moors Murders? B: American Werewolf in London! #themoops
Kim & Pete broke up. Me: Where does he go from here? 17yo: The queen. No. Wait! Dolly! Me: Dolly is unavailable 17yo: Not if her husband dies Hush. Your. Mouth!
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