kevin (slugger)❄️🔶
@Kevaclysm
Kevin is likely to resist formal structure and value collaborative, warm, supportive interactions. He/they, bi, mixed Inuit.
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Asking men how many wheels their trucks have and scoffing, regardless of the answer.
If twitter gets rid of dms for real I am deleting my accounts, plz hmu if you wanna hang out online somewhere else
Twitter/X announced that DMs will be removed soon It will likely be replaced with ‘XChat’
canceling plans is ok. naming your son meat is ok. being named meat is ok. saying please mister loaf is my father's name call me meat is ok. making being vegetarian when your first name is meat is ok.
how am i going to enrich the taste of this beautiful baked potato the illustrious stick of butter:
You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.
engineering school be like "welcome to shapes and colors class" and the median grade is a 37%
NYPD commissioner: you perp walked that guy? Goon: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked Commissioner: what
The most devastating burn I’ve ever received is from a TikTok comment that told me I look like I should be on a card in Guess Who
me as a kid: is santa baby jesus' dad? my agnostic dad: no me: okay so who is dad: that is a matter of some debate
My partner moved two provinces away this morning and I am really sad about it, luckily it’s also the darkest month of the year.
They should set the clocks back every night so I always get an extra hour of sleep
She’s right
Olivia Rodrigo shared that she views a man’s desire to go to space as a “red flag.” “I always ask guys on the first date if they’d like to go to space. If they say yes, I lose interest. To me, people who want to go to space are full of themselves, and I find it a bit weird.”
Olivia Rodrigo shared that she views a man’s desire to go to space as a “red flag.” “I always ask guys on the first date if they’d like to go to space. If they say yes, I lose interest. To me, people who want to go to space are full of themselves, and I find it a bit weird.”
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