Krantanium
@Krantanium
I ain't crazy, i just say shit that's crazy to crazy people to make them believe i'm crazy so they can relate to me.
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Times are trying. Egg prices are high. When Danny DeVito offered, we shouldn’t have denied.
All these snowflakes at the capitol protesting the certification smh I thought we were better than this…
Thread about how buying Chef Boyardee elevated to me threatening people at the grocery store with a gun. *Getting funny looks from other shoppers as I buy Mini Raviolis - they may not have been doing that I was high and paranoid* “I’m a doomsday prepper… I have a gun” 1/1
If evolution is real then why does sunburn exist?! Only god would be that fucking stupid
Finding out the hard way that “I’m happy to give you time back” is not an appropriate thing to say in the bedroom following a premature emission.
Ever notice how the Supreme Court is always receiving oral but never giving?
2023 was cool because we all collectively decided to come out of the Creed closet. Unless you guys were doing it ironically…you guys weren’t doing it ironically right?
My theory is that they finally got that “Imagine” video that Gal Gadot organized during Covid and they just HAD to retaliate.
The global vibe has really got me in a place where it’s hard to hamasturbate.
Aparently “do you get lil dicky a lot?” is not an appropriate thing to ask a stranger boarding a plane
I don't know what to tell you guys. We have to expand the Court. If we don't expand the Court, no liberal policy will be allowed to exist for the rest of our lives. That's why Republicans stole the court, that's why rich people pay for justices. Govern yourselves accordingly.
Has anyone even bothered to consider that this whole “missing mini titanic submarine steered by video game controllers” is just a viral marketing promotion for the Blink 182 tour?! Say it ain’t so.
If you’re spending $250k to go explore the Titanic shipwreck instead of spending $5.99 to rent Titanic on Amazon Prime then your money should probably be passed on to the next generation anyways.
Now the poem that Amanda Gorman read at President Biden’s inauguration, entitled “The Hill We Climb,” has been banned from curriculum through 5th grade in Miami-Dade County, for not being suitable for elementary students. For those who listened to the poem, you would know the…
Why is it called a “baby shower?” There’s no baby and there’s definitely no shower. Also, a babies weak ass little legs wouldn’t be able to stand in a shower anyways. “Baby belly bath” is way better. The baby is currently in a body of warm fluid and there’s alliteration.
Just sat down on the toilet with the toilet seat AND toilet lid down and that was a brand new sensation for me. My balls made first contact.
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