Burke Johnson
@NotThatBJ
“What an absolute delight!” – all waiters after our tête-à-tête, I assume.
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[Checking watch, sighing] Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now.
Since we all have to state where we stand: I don’t support groups that indiscriminately kill people. Or groups that discriminately kill people - those are kinda just as bad I guess… unless the discrimination is based on texting me “whatcha up to next weekend”
Teddy, baby, what’s better than a fake dystopia?
The first trailer for the ‘SQUID GAME’ reality series has been released. Releasing on November 22 on Netflix.
Friends are always telling friends about their other friends, bachelorettes are when you realize you weren’t listening.
Excited to announce the launch of my new site ETZEE - we do crafts, a little differently.
Anxiety is the new lactose intolerance - everyone has it without testing for it, but only white girls make it their whole thing.
"I want you, but no strings attached" - Me, talking to celery.
You wont close 100% of the cabinets you open - my fiancé’s daily affirmation.
If you’re old enough to have messaged “ur gay” to SmarterChild, welcome to Twitter!
therapy day 1: how allison mack betrayed me by betraying those other women.
If you want to check in on your “voted for Trump purely for economics” people, come on down to my LinkedIn status updates.
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