Amanda Marie
@KungFuManda
senselessly awkward. oblivious to common human social cues. Blue cancer survivor.
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Alex Pretti was murdered.
TBH I’m kind of surprised no one in Metallica had toddlers when they wrote “Seek and Destroy.”
I’ve stopped asking when MAGA will wake up. They’ll lose their healthcare. They’ll watch grocery bills explode as SNAP gets gutted. They’ll bury loved ones because disability care vanished overnight. And still, they’ll vote Republican. Not for policy. Not for safety. Not even…
I had cancer and couldn’t work. I had a csection, exploratory abdomin surgery, 15” of my colon, and a part of my liver removed. I’ve had an ostomy placed and reversed. ALL IN THE LAST 9 months. Mediciad is taking care off my kids when I can not. It has, in fact, SAVED MY LIFE!
I’m guessing the first order of papal business will be to publicly condemn the use of ketchup on hotdogs. #chicago #pope #PopeLeoxIV @drprevost
Watching #Wrestlemania with my boyfriend and calculating everyone’s BMI as they announce them. So far, I’m less obese than Brock Lesner and Omos
HAPPENING NOW: Several emergency crews are in the area of downtown Belvidere. We're hearing reports of a "mass casualty event" at the Apollo Theatre. We have a crew in the area and will update you as we learn more.
We got a ps5 the other day. The husband has done nothing but play Spiderman since. Its way better than wating MJF and Chris Jericho talk shit.
I had to take my mom to get a minor procedure today. When she came out, she was high af. I think like her like that. 😂
Thanks @caamp for spending 94 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Autumn Leaves. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/0wyMPXG…
Dear Dove: she still needs a haircut. Sincerely, every hair dresser out there.
Not me using a @mcdonalds #happymeal bucket as a planter. #plants #philodendron #planthoarder
Did someone just give their tween throwing a tantrum a band and throw her on America’s got Talent?
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