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A$AP Mommy. Zen of Buddha, mouth of Mae West. I'm not a foodie, I'm just greedy. Modernized woman, I’ll give you problems. 😂

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one of the more difficult things to comprehend. the fear that freedom may mean suffering or loss is sometimes too much to bear - many would rather not risk actually loving someone which may mean losing them. they'd prefer to lock them into a structure to keep them to themselves.


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Ford has struck a deal to sell certified used cars through Amazon! Allowing car buyers to browse, finance and purchase a used car on Amazon.

SaycheeseDGTL's tweet image. Ford has struck a deal to sell certified used cars through Amazon! 

Allowing car buyers to browse, finance and purchase a used car on Amazon.
SaycheeseDGTL's tweet image. Ford has struck a deal to sell certified used cars through Amazon! 

Allowing car buyers to browse, finance and purchase a used car on Amazon.

Oh she trolling them 😂


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Imagine seething with rage because I posted about getting my PhD, meanwhile I’m sitting in my beautiful office doing what I love all day ✨

juliet_turner6's tweet image. Imagine seething with rage because I posted about getting my PhD, meanwhile I’m sitting in my beautiful office doing what I love all day ✨

Eat at your side chick’s house and take her a plate.

Yes. If she can walk in the house, she can walk to that kitchen.



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NC_Renic's tweet image.

"Just look at the degree on that chick" ~ No man ever

Rich_Cooper's tweet image. "Just look at the degree on that chick"
~ No man ever


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6 months ago i made the worst decision of my life

10,000 likes and i'll quit my software engineering job at google tomorrow

KevinNaughtonJr's tweet image. 10,000 likes and i'll quit my software engineering job at google tomorrow


Free…to put meat in greens.

Black people…. Please stop putting meat in greens…we are free now



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Anytime a loser says how much a woman should weigh, yall start posting your measurements like you’re getting ready for the NFL combine 😭


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Monica brings out DaBaby for “The Boy is Mine” tour in Charlotte

Glock_Topickz's tweet image. Monica brings out DaBaby for “The Boy is Mine” tour in Charlotte


Lots of people…just not me. I use a hot pepper infused vinegar.

who puts hot sauce in collared greens.



How is she even supposed to get all the contact information for all these women?

Yes it does matter how trash the father is because then where does it fucking end ? He gets to make a litter of fucking kids with women all over the damn world and now it falls to the mothers to bare responsibility for their children to be in communication. Thats fucking dumb.



Not the raccoons trying to get cute in order to get in the house. 😂😂😂

They have made their decision!!! Let them inside!!!

sweetraccoons's tweet image. They have made their decision!!! Let them inside!!!


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My mom goes to elderly university for free in China. It is probably the best thing they have done for elderly. She likes it so much. You can take any subject you like, no exam, no certificate, just learning for fun. She’s now learning gardening, music, philosophy, and some…


My mom just told me today that Thanksgiving is next Thursday. 😳🫠


Why does grandma always have to suffer.

Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays: "Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."



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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

juliet_turner6's tweet image. POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
juliet_turner6's tweet image. POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
juliet_turner6's tweet image. POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

Keeping the cutest one and giving the rest to my closest friends.

Imagine you find out you’re pregnant go to the dr and they see 4 babies in there!! I would instantly be sent into psychosis.



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