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what a catalyst you turned out to be

Merry Christmas to the 3 people who see this


Am watching Last Christmas, ‘inspired’ by the song of the same name. It’s cheesy and corny and naff, yet heartwarming like a Christmas film should be. Also bonus hilarious twist.


Picky tea but it’s just me with two different giant bags of crisps.


Wordle 1,593 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wahey


Wordle 1,553 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Finally!


Something very British about Ed Davey taking on Elon Musk. Like a lone Fairey Swordfish against the Bismarck 🫡


Keep this to yourself but I’ve put the heating on. Just for a test, you understand.


I’ve had to do the dishes twice today. Real Alpha Male stuff.


Pics from a nice bank holiday walk

Lamnguin's tweet image. Pics from a nice bank holiday walk
Lamnguin's tweet image. Pics from a nice bank holiday walk
Lamnguin's tweet image. Pics from a nice bank holiday walk
Lamnguin's tweet image. Pics from a nice bank holiday walk

When my niece was born I gave her a small toy dog (Max) to celebrate her 0th birthday. 24 years later she still has him and occasionally sends me photos of his exploits. Drinking, mainly

Lamnguin's tweet image. When my niece was born I gave her a small toy dog (Max) to celebrate her 0th birthday. 24 years later she still has him and occasionally sends me photos of his exploits. Drinking, mainly
Lamnguin's tweet image. When my niece was born I gave her a small toy dog (Max) to celebrate her 0th birthday. 24 years later she still has him and occasionally sends me photos of his exploits. Drinking, mainly
Lamnguin's tweet image. When my niece was born I gave her a small toy dog (Max) to celebrate her 0th birthday. 24 years later she still has him and occasionally sends me photos of his exploits. Drinking, mainly

The satisfying beep when I claim a free drink in Costa and the balance due goes to £0.00. Good morning


Close encounters of the Terrapin kind

Lamnguin's tweet image. Close encounters of the Terrapin kind
Lamnguin's tweet image. Close encounters of the Terrapin kind

Get in England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.


My eggs are white. Why are my eggs white? Is this a thing now?

Lamnguin's tweet image. My eggs are white. Why are my eggs white? Is this a thing now?

All this Salt Path nonsense is why I only ever read books about Hitler. You know where you are with Hitler.


A quiet pint at the cricket. Because it's cheaper than a therapist.

Lamnguin's tweet image. A quiet pint at the cricket. Because it's cheaper than a therapist.

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