Layne Patton
@Laynusp
worlds cutest narcissist.
Life advice: growing up sucks, be childish forever
So @jadanahas is cancelled for making classist remarks ... who could’ve ever seen that coming. Happens when we praise and pay people for being on the Internet. On the other hand I am those poor people who can’t afford nice things, so someone pls pay me for being on the internet
Sometimes pussies are like play dough, fun to play with, not to eat.
Birthdays be like “yo, congratulations, you didn’t die this year”
“Unnecessary bureaucratic complexity” is the essence of this gibberish tweet #StopPayingMichelleRempel
Valuing dissent, thought that challenges prevailing dogma, and action that pushes past unnecessary bureaucratic complexity as a critical asset in staff and senior caucus is a rare in federal politics writ large. Courage is in short supply, these days.
Reading the twitter accounts for the American Right’s political candidates has me somewhere between laughing my ass off and terrified for the future.
Pretty sure I just played Lordz.io with @Blitzkriegsler and now I feel surrogate internet famous. Guess I should start my career in video gaming #thedream.
Why is it that Joe Exotic is one of the best country music singers of our time and gets little recognition for that? #FreeJoeExotic
Everybody’s freaking out about COVID-19. N I’m just here going to work, minding my business, cause it’s just another disease. Either it passes, or it eradicates the human race, either way the world lives on. 🤷♂️
Schemer is just evil. Singh’s only tactic is to shit sling. Treudeau just talks over everyone. And Elizabeth may actually killed it at debating. #realpolitics #yougogirl
Or you know you could vote for the Green Party who is actually prioritize what really matters
Political tweet: I get people are mad at Trudeau for the whole black face thing. But if you’re willing to vote for someone like Sheer who aims to diminish human rights you may want to reconsider
Life advice: no one likes unnecessary drama or bullshit. Don’t be that guy.
Life advice: Homophones exist, and using the incorrect word can make you look like a goof. Learn which witch is which.
Life advice: opinions are like assholes, everyone’s got one, and sometimes they stink. Consider keeping your opinions to yourself.
Life advice: maintain low expectations to avoid disappointment
“I think I ate one of her pubes” “that sounds about right” #midsommar the most WTF movie I’ve ever seen. If you like cult fiction it’s great tho! #watchthesurroundings
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