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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
A thread about the strike and Dropout production: 👇✊
It's my fiances first time being broke so I have to explain things to her like "we can't use use savings to buy chips" "But what do I eat while we watch our movie" "Nothing, we already had supper"
My photographer asked me for a flash drive to save our engament photos to. And it was a terrifying experience. I don't know whats on there. It could be blank, it could be my social insurance number it could ever animated justice league movie up until 2019 I really don't know
My love language is sending people apartments to rent closer to where I live.
I write my notes for stand up on Twitter which is a bit like writing on a notepad thats currently on fire.
Remember that time the guy who wanted to give us healthcare ran for president but Dems cheated because he also wanted to break up the banks and instead they ran the candidate who couldn't beat the fascist and then we ended up losing Roe and Affirmative Action? Good times.
A competitor for Google that doesn't show ads and just has answers to questions
Spilling coffee on yourself and drinking it actually have a very simular effect.
I have troubles figuring out how old babies are? "He's 62 weeks" I'm not doing math I just want to know if their old enough to get my magic tricks. "Watch this coin no longr exists" "Bro nothin exists when I'm not looking at it" Which is also I guess how particle physics works?
You guys hear Jesus is coming again? How good was that nut that it took him 2000 years to recover.
When you see a bumper sticker it's either that person really hates other people, or really loves their life
The worst thing about ADD is I have 1 thing to do today, But I can't do it cause it's not my current obsession and it's not urgent. On the upside I have written some killer jokes for my next stand up set & did such a good job yesterday at work I can't do anything today.
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- 1. Prince Andrew N/A
- 2. Indiana N/A
- 3. Board of Peace N/A
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- 5. King Charles N/A
- 6. Kevin Warren N/A
- 7. Soldier Field N/A
- 8. Wolf Lake N/A
- 9. Good Thursday N/A
- 10. #thursdayvibes N/A
- 11. Glyphosate N/A
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- 13. Cigar N/A
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- 16. Virginia Giuffre N/A
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- 18. #thursdaymotivation N/A
- 19. Xenoblade X N/A
- 20. Al Capone N/A
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