LesJackson(parody)
@LesJackson
Parody of Stars "co" GM Les Jackson
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well hell that stupid Hull cost me my GM gig... oh well, back to scouting
note to self: send @wyshynksi some dough for mentioning Brad Richards at Avery's party but not me. The kid can throw a party!
Did someone "Kerrigan" Nabokov or what? What is going on with San Jose?
constructing the "fire wheel" ...as in 'who will I fire today? lets spin the wheel and find out!' (psssst most of the wheel says HULL)
Officially eliminated, sure... officially starting the post-season party, hellz yeah.
Seriously? We look this bad against the Kings? Tippett's old coaching ground...heeeeyyyyy wait a minute!
Daley is now injured. Perhaps it is time to seek the advice of a high priestess to remove this ungodly curse?? Couldnt hurt, right?
Finally! I got to hire a "handler" for Hull....uhm, I mean an "assistant". Yes, that's it...assistant. It was easier than implanting GPS
Tonight's game brought to you by the letter C for clusterf***
ponders... will they EVER fire Lindy Ruff in Buffalo?? He's been there since God was a baby.
Operation Tip's Future is in motion.... yes, I am an evil genius.
locked in hotel room watching pearl jam on VH1 classic....why? At least they make me happy.
Last year we did good...Hull was "Ambassador of Fun" ...this year he is made "co-GM" and we fall into toilet. Coinky dink? Just sayin.
Congrats to Marty Brodeur and Patrick Elias for their recent record breaking evening!
Uhhh sure, I'll give Tips a "vote of confidence"... just like my good buddy Bob Gainey did just before he called Carbo
attempts to have Hull put in a home while in FL thwarted... back to the drawing board
our work here is done! WOO HOO... all day to come up with one stupid idea... just call us Bettman!
I have a plan! Quick, someone lock Hull in a closet so I can properly wheel n deal without having to pretend to listen to his "ideas"
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